You Mean He Can’t Help A Bud Make A Foul Shot?


MSNBC: “Pope Francis made a significant rhetorical break with Catholic tradition last week by declaring that the theories of evolution and the Big Bang are real, and remarking that God is not “a magician with a magic wand.”

“When we read about Creation in Genesis, we run the risk of imagining God was a magician, with a magic wand able to do everything. But that is not so,” the pope said at the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, during a plenary meeting dedicated to evolving concepts of nature.

“Evolution in nature is not inconsistent with the notion of creation.”

Traditional Catholics are PISSED!  They say this Pope has gone TOO FAR when it comes to acknowledging gays as human beings, changing womens’ roles in the Church, and now a plug for evolution.  In the past when people have suggested even small changes in the doctrine, old-time Catholics often told them: “go form your own Church!” (an unoriginal take off on “America-Love It or Leave It.”)

Bishop Guandino Malabucagonia called a hasty press conference to express his displeasure.  Unfortunately, since the Bishop only speaks Latin, no one understood a word he said.

Pope and Evolution:


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