Where Do The Bright Kids Play?

My friend, the musically gifted drummer for the Margaret Explosion Paul, has added some new signs to his ‘Funky Signs’ website where I often go when I need a chuckle.  You can find it here:

http://funkysigns.tumblr.com/

His beautiful wife Peggi is even more musically gifted and plays admirably for the Margaret Explosion. It took me years to connect her name ‘Peggi’ with “Margaret Explosion”  I guess we all know in which group of kids I’ll have to play.

 

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4 Responses to “Where Do The Bright Kids Play?”

  1. Paul says:

    I’m happy you like the signs section. I will try to put a few more up today.

  2. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    I just got a PRIVATE-NO TRESSPASSING, SIGN. I’m thinking of a sign that says ,”SHOOTING RANGE-FACING ROAD. RUNNING UNWANTED ASSHOLES — USED FOR TARGETS!
    I’m in a rural route country area in the county with over an acre of land with trees on most of three sides. live over 100′ from the road. Have you ever heard of that criminal sales tactice where some dude gets a bunch of crackhead homeless girls to go door to door selling magazine subscriptions that don’t exist. For a place to flop in a motel room and go city to city?
    I found out it was fake the hard way-from a pretty smile bought $30 worth of nothing.
    One came up to my back door, climbing over treelimbs and junk being piled up to climb over a fence like thing on the samall back porch and look inside to see if anyone was home and when I openned the door started crack mumbling she was a salesman. “AT MY BACK DOOR??” “well I have these magazines and–” I grabbed her kneck and her ass and threw her off the back porch.
    “I CAN SUE you for that!!” my answer would make another good sign,
    DEAD PEOPLE CAN’T SUE. she WAS GOING DOOR TO DOOR FOR HER HIGH SCHOOL BUT JUST DIDN’T HAPPEN TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL OR THAT WAS ILLEGAL.
    Her girlfreind got to the front door to bitch to my wife, I thought it would be a carload of punks so was standing outside behind a tree with a .303 30 calibre rifle. She was waving her arms around and turned her head and saw me aiming at a limb, and disappeared. Signs work better with rifles.

  3. paolo. says:

    ”SHOOTING RANGE-FACING ROAD. RUNNING UNWANTED ASSHOLES — USED FOR TARGETS!”

    When you get this sign, Joe, send up a picture and I’ll ask Paul to put it on his site. Looks like a prizewinner!

  4. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    I really would like that sign but my boss would make me change the word to airheads or something9 Little kids on the schoolbus going by. WHY CAN’T I ALWAYS HAVE WHAT I WANT???
    like a little nuclear bomb,
    or a old B-17,
    40lbs of powderred LSD-25,
    A job as a virgin tester.
    A brazzierre fitter at Fredericks.(Job as)

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