What Was Captain Hook’s Name . . .

… Before?

Captain Hooker

(Nothing to do with Captain Hook’s name but I thought she looked hot.)

4 Responses to “What Was Captain Hook’s Name . . .”

  1. Bill says:

    You have transgenders on the brain, or what?

    The girl reminds me of Penelope Cruz from the last Pirates of the Carib movie.

  2. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    What’s the best sex lube to put on a hook like that Frank? To lead a good Pirate around by the rectum. That 15th century surgeons tool to cure opto-rectal inversions.

  3. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    Does the hook vibrate?

  4. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    Damn, his name was Johnny Depp.

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