Wendy O. Williams Is To Lady Gaga As …

…Sid Vicious is to Karen Carpenter

I can’t even believe I  saw the two compared.

Wendy O. Williams was the angriest woman rock has ever known. She was the lead singer for the Plasmatics in the late ‘70’s and early ‘80’s.  Her stage theatrics included chain-sawing through guitars and speakers,  blowing up cars and television sets, cursing at the audience, simulating sex acts, and wearing fishnet shirts through which her nipples continually pierced.  She was arrested numerous times for ‘outraging public decency’ and a host of other violations ‘endangering the public’.

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Wendy and I actually went to the same high school in Webster, New York.  She was a Senior when I was a Junior but I never met her.  I always suspected Xerox Corporation dumped ‘crazy dust’ in the water supply which both of us drank.

Offstage Ms. Williams was a quiet, shy, vegan PETA member who raised exotic flowers, and was a runner.  She probably had some conflicts in this world because in 1998, Wendy put a gun in her mouth and blew her brains out. For a taste of Wendy O. Williams, turn your speakers up and click here:

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