Uhh, Witness Excused…

Senator Charles W. Tobey was a devout, prudish Baptist from New Hampshire. He loved playing the piano while singing hymns to his friends and admirers.   In 1951, he was a member of the Kefauver Congressional Committee investigating organized crime in America.  Virginia Hill was a beautiful Mob “playgirl” who was subpoenaed to testify.  Tobey wanted to know why she “kept getting all these expensive presents and large sums of money?”

Senator Tobey: “Young lady, what makes you the favorite of the mob?”

Ms. Hill: “Senator, I’m the best goddamned cocksucker in the world.”

Senator Tobey: “_______________

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