Top 10 Things NOT to Say to a Man in Bed – Part II

10. “Hey, you don’t shoot pool with a rope, right?”

9. “How many men before this? Not enough to make up for this!”

8. “Not asking for directions here either, are you?”

7. “No I won’t call you ‘Monster Meat’.”

6. “Look, I just seem to be in the way here…….”

5. “Were you in prison before?”

4. “You skipped steps 3 – 9.”

3. “Not in your wildest wet dreams!”

2. “Huh, so that’s what a white guy looks like.”

1. “This ceiling needs to be painted.”


5 Responses to “Top 10 Things NOT to Say to a Man in Bed – Part II”

  1. Bill says:

    I’ve banged women when they’ve been watching the tube and pretty much ignoring me. I’ve also done it while they’re on the phone with their mothers. Even women who really love sex usually don’t crave it as often as the man does. So she accomodates him. So what?

  2. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    Who you gonna please with that little thing?


    She called him ,”Shorty.”
    He called her ,”Lucy.”

    BOB! What are YOU doing in here?
    Looking for my car keys.

    Usually in a case like this I just jam in a picnic ham and pull out the bone.

    But they butcher pigs too young anymore for that to work on you.

  3. paolo. says:

    You guys are killing me! I used to have women readers…

  4. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    Well, I’ve heard that damn you can’t push with a rope thing one time too many. I’ve gone from my mid 40’s to my mid 60’s and she’s surprised I’ve changed. It’s so not hard to say yeah well when you were 40 did gray haired white bearded old farts turn you on? But if your lucky enough to get a qualified home care nursing home professional tell you they’ve seen 90 year olds that were better built than you are, and that’s the foreplay.

  5. your the best, keep up the good work!

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