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Was Jesus Gay?

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  1. Steve says:

    “I like you, Stuart…your’e not like other people, here, in the trailer-park. Oh, don’t get me wrong Stuart, they’re good good fine people. But they’re content to just sit back with a cool Coors Cutter and watch “Mork and Mindy”, but they don’t know, THEY DON’T KNOW, what the queers, are doing to the points for anyone who can guess the reference without Google: – )
    As far as Jesus being gay, it would be interesting, and it shouldn’t even matter.
    I’m pretty sure that Glen Beck would cry…and THAT alone, would make it all worth it.: – )
    While I’m not gay, nor do I play one on tv…
    I have never understood, why, exactly, people are so afraid of gay people?
    That gay marriage is even an issue, amazes me (it’s more embarrassing, acually….a war, dead economy…but oh, don’t let gays marry?)

    You can almost here Archie Bunker on this one. “Aww, what do yoou know, anyway? Jesus, was not, whaddyacall there, one a’ yer, homosexuals, it’s in the Bible, there, little girl, look it up. And I don’t need no pinko-Meathead trying to tell me that Jesus Christ was a fairy…just look at yer’ Lukes, yer Matthews, and yer Johns…those aren’t fag names.
    There’s no Bruces or Dwaynes in the bible, there. When a guy goes to a woman hooker, what do they call him, a John….case closed.”
    : – )

  2. Frank Paolo says:

    LMAO! And I haven’t even finished the article yet. Great rendition of Archie.

  3. Brenda says:

    HILARIOUS Steve!!! HIL-Air-E-US!!! I can hear Archie in my head saying your words.

    Can I get another clue on the movie reference, please?

  4. Frank Paolo says:

    Brenda, when you’re right you’re right.

  5. Steve says:

    Thanks, I forgot a “will you stifle?”: – )
    But, you can see this being an episode, can’t you? I mean, this argument will just go on and on. It’s meant to, we are not supposed to agree on it, just like guns, abortion, etc.
    It’s political chum, to start a frenzy, stir the waters and simply distract us.
    “Oh, lawdy, dem gays is a comin and deys a gettin married!!!”

    Ah, Brenda, not a movie reference.
    Hint, a band from, 80’s/90′, they also did “Punk Rock Girl”

  6. Steve says:

    BTW, FP, your “Save America” post on the D&C (hilarious, BTW), but ChuckRamparts response…good grief.
    I don’t miss arguing with some of the brain dead right wing posters on that site.
    I can barely even go to that site without feeling depressed that I live in the same city as some of those people.
    But, I am 100% convinced that Repoobily-googily-cons are intent on destroying this country, or at the very least, preventing any progress, whatsoever.

  7. Frank Paolo says:

    Steve, check out my last post there. Hope that blows the bees nest for some Monday fun – and when “Was Jesus Gay?” appears, I may have to wear a bulletproof vest.

    Everyone: the forum about which we are talking is here:

    http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20090601/OPINION03/906010316/1040/OPINION/Letters+to+the+editor

  8. Brenda says:

    I give up then. I suck with music references.

  9. Steve says:

    Dead Milkmen: – )

    off of “BeelzaBubba”

  10. Steve says:

    Yeah, just when I thought quadalupa couldn’t get more ridiculous…I mean, this guy is a moron.

    -“But before you know it, jack-booted government thugs will be breaking down your door, kidnapping your children, and forcing them to marry people of the same sex. ”

    -Hilarious, but so sad. I’m depressed knowing that I live on the same planet as these people.

  11. Brenda says:

    Come on Steve. You have to admit, it keeps things interesting. What else would we have to shake our heads at? I keep telling you don’t let people like that get to you. It gives them too much power. I really got O’Reilly going today. Just for you:)

  12. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    I have to get somewhere fast or get chewed out. This is interesting. But wasn’t there 30 years missing of the man’s life? and who said he didn’t have a wife? An Ecumenical council a few hundred years later playing MORE politics? Of Course he had a wife. Look at all the Hispanics named Jesus? The catholic church probably just couldn’t stand the fact he married a Mexican when the Mormons said he visited South America.

  13. Steve says:

    JLB12, is that you, my queen? : – )

  14. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Well I love anybody that has the stones to hop on the bandwagon and make any kind of comment that doesn’t put down the man that thinks aloud about a question that must have run through the minds of men (and women) for 2,000 years. But here’s another good question, Why wouldn’t jesus make sure his wife and kids were rememberred? Or was it just plain common knowledge in 1AD that all men had wives and families? So obvious they didn’t think it was important to write about? My back is back to hurting sitting to type so I have to move around before i sit down again and I was told that the first Christians were jews and one had to become jewish before becoming Christian- requiring circumcision and it’s real hard to talk a guy into cutting on his favorite toy. So they went to baptism. Makes sense to me. I’d a been saying, “I believe! I believe! I believe you aint gonna come near me with those sharpened clamshells!”

  15. Brenda says:

    Why, Steve, I can not sin by telling a lie……….I have no idea what you’re talking about. 😛

  16. Frank Paolo says:

    Isn’t it a sin to attend a teabag demonstration and not protest?!

  17. Brenda says:

    Well according to Ann Coultergeist it is.

    Wait no. She thinks teabagging is. My bad.

  18. Steve says:

    “Hey, I went to a teabagging demonstration and a protest broke out or hey I went to a protest and a teabaggging demonstration broke out.”

    touche’ Brenda: – )

  19. Steve says:

    Re: Jesus, well, he was neat…and so thin.

    Not that here is anything wrong with that. But, let’s see, at a period of time where people got married at young ages, and had children early, is it odd that a 33 yr. old man was single?

    I said, “Mama, whose my real father…Mam just hung her head and cried…”
    “Papa was a Roman soldier, wherever he laid his helmet was home…and when he died, all he left us was alone-lone-lone”: – )

    andthataintright: – )

  20. Frank Paolo says:

    I thought it was, “and when he died, all he left us was a loan.”

  21. Brenda says:

    “Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his head was his home”

    I think I got one! Sort of. I couldn’t tell you the title of the song or artist who sang it.

  22. amy stahl says:

    Mama just hung her head and said,
    “Papa was a rolling stone, my son.
    Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
    (And when he died) All he left us was ALONE.”

    temptations

  23. tony martin says:

    Whomever wrote this crap about Jesus being gay, i hope you die you bastard with CANCER and suffer every day before you die, you fuckin’ retard. I hope God makes you suffer more than you ever suffered,, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT QUEER..

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