Thoughts Medications Can’t Stop

mama-no-me-lo-dijo-1-2   1 out of 6 serial killers is a woman.

Soy sauce is just liquid salt with color.

There’s no classy way to chew gum.

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No tattoo is the new tattoo.

STP’s? The only thing I had in 50-years of horizontal boogying is a good time.

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About as bright as a Maury Povitch guest.

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After 60, everything that still works on your body, hurts.

I cannot believe I was the fastest swimmer in the gene pool.

I didn’t want the job of Pope because I didn’t want to work Sundays.

My God can beat up your god.

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“For I must tell you friendly in your ear,” one woman says to another in Shakespere’s ‘As You Like It,’  “sell when you can: you are not for all markets.”

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