Token Has Spoken! O’Broken Says “Yes, Dear”

(CNN) — “Sen. Barack Obama’s campaign has agreed to put former rival Senator Hillary Clinton’s name in nomination at the Democratic National Convention. Obama’s campaign encouraged Clinton to put up her name ” in recognition of the fact she was the first woman to compete in all of our nation’s primaries.”

Oh yes – VERY important – 1st woman to run in all the primaries. Wow! Kind of like the first woman on the moon (remember her name?). Let’s put Pants- suit on a symbolic coin. Or better yet – on a BUS TOKEN!

THIS is equality? Noooo. This is a special, impotent prize for a few of the girls who NEED TO BE HEARD! Who NEED CATHARSIS! Who NEED CLOSURE! And a repugnant compromise for a once-proud Black man who collapsed like a house of cards because he got Hilly-whipped.

If I were a woman Democrat, I’d be VERY angry. I’d be angry that “my” candidate couldn’t play fair in the same political MAJOR league with the MEN for the Democratic nomination – guys like Joe Biden, Chris Dodd, John Edwards, Dennis Kucinich, and Bill Richardson. They all proudly ran and ended their campaigns with dignity when they realized they couldn’t win. They didn’t need special faux-prizes for their supporters. They lost and demonstrated good “sportspersonship”.

But not Hilly. When she lost her run for the Democratic nomination, she whined, sniveled, cried, shrieked, pulled in her wife, Bill – and generally made a pain in the ass of herself. And she dragged some of your sisters along because they mistakenly believe she’s a Feminist. Hilly is NOT a Feminist! She’s a HILLYIST- and if this bitch thought she could get more votes as a midget – she’d cut off her own damn legs.

And Barrack? Oh, brother, man! I didn’t support you because you are a Black man. I supported you because you were MAN enough to stand up to the power elite and vote against this murderous and moronic War in Iraq. I’ll still vote for you, Bro – but I’m really glad the levers only require one hand. Now – I’ll be holding my nose with the other.

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4 Responses to “Token Has Spoken! O’Broken Says “Yes, Dear””

  1. Bill says:

    The whole thing is an exercise in silly symbolism. It might appeal to some on the far left, but it will turn off the rest of the country. Obama and his people appear to be a bit tone deaf.

    A recommendation: whenever anyone mentions the word “Hillary” in his presence, Paolo should pop a valium. Two milligrams. Not enough to stop him from driving but enough to avert a major stroke.

  2. Rich Gardner says:

    Frank, got any strong feelings about Hillary? If so, don’t hold back!

  3. amy stahl says:

    brilliant!

  4. arnie petralia says:

    Everything is symbolism. But maybe there is more to it. Obama is a street fighter, I imagine. Was this his way of cutting off her stones? Hillary seems emasculated now – is it PC to say that? If any woman had big ones it was her. But she has sort of faded, it seems, in a Secty of State job that seems to ill suit her.

    I disagree on Iraq. Where do we fight radical Islam? One can pick among at least 60 countries where radical Islam is. Some were short sighted and thought we were mandated to go to Afghanistan to get one guy – Osama. Maybe not a good idea? But we could not let 9/11 go unanswered. In Iraq we creamed el Queda on terrain that allowed our tanks and planes to dominate. Afghanistan is proving much more difficult. I hear tanks don’t do well in mountain nooks and crannies. It may be Obama’s Nam.

    Oh well. Now I see we are retroactively looking to prosecute the CIA – emasculating (that word again) our security. And one of our generals thinks we need to paint a kinder face for Islam and recruit more Muslims into our military. Jeez. Islam has been fighting Christians and Jews for centuries. Suicide? Makes Hillary irrelevant. No comment from her – or maybe she’s not allowed to comment.

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