The Sky Is Falling! Club

Do you ever see people walking around looking up and wringing their hands with faces full of fear? Unfortunately, those who whine doom and gloom often influence many people who confuse the Enquirer tabloid with the Christian Science Monitor. A few examples:

• Despite the Red Scare of the 1950’s, Communists did not take over America and we aren’t speaking Russian or Chinese.
• Everyone in the US was not infected with AIDS by the year 2000.
• Although it’s more polluted than before the Industrial Revolution, pollution did not choke the Earth to death.

Today we have a new host of anticipated disasters:

• If drugs are legalized, we’ll have to pay for a nation of junkies.
• If there’s more sex education and birth control in school, kids will be fucking in the streets.
• If we don’t keep chemicals out of our food and water, future generations will be brain-dead trolls.
• Same sex marriages will result in Fathers marrying their sons and Mothers marrying their daughters.
• There’s a secular conspiracy to wipe out Christianity in America
• This country will crumble up and die if (fill in the blank) ________ is elected President.

Now you shouldn’t really laugh at these people – you should reassure them.  Tell them their fears really don’t matter because the world is going to end anyway on 12/12/12 (666 X 2.)

14 Responses to “The Sky Is Falling! Club”

  1. Bill says:

    Funny.

    It does make you wonder, though; why do people have this need to fear? I have noticed people who follow current events seem more prone to anxiety than people who don’t.

    My ex-wife and several girlfriends did not pay attention to the news because they felt life was short enough without immersing oneself in negativity. No doubt they are onto something, but I just can’t live that way. I have to know what’s going on in the world.

    Hey Frank, have you heard about the Ebola virus becoming airborne?

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    I thought they were all eaten by bed bugs.

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