The Natives Are Just Ducky

Uganda passed a law yesterday  that punishes “aggravated homosexuality” with life imprisonment. The new law does not have the death penalty which it had when it was first introduced in parliament in 2010.  The natives said homosexuals from the West threatened to destroy Ugandan families and were “recruiting Ugandan children.”

Uganda, one of the poorest countries in the world, is plagued by famine, drought, poverty, disease, and Christian missionaries. Breeding hatred into ignorant people is a specialty of Christians who’ve passed the expertise down to the trainers of uneducated Muslim terrorists.

Experts in Biblical Duck Beastiality.

A rumor floated today that the Ugandan Parliament was sending out feelers to Phil Robertson, star of A&E’s hunting-themed reality show Duck Dynasty.  It reportedly wants him to be President or Chief Witch Doctor.  Robertson, a devout Christian, made statements equating  homosexuality to bestiality in a recent magazine interview. His office would not comment.

Black Africans have always admired white boobs like Robertson.  You can watch a white lady getting naked in front of appreciative natives here.

3 Responses to “The Natives Are Just Ducky”

  1. Alan D. says:

    Do you think any Christian should be allowed freedom of speech?

  2. paolo. says:

    Sure. I think every Christian should have freedom of speech. And I believe I should have every freedom to laugh at them when they say something stupid.

    I’m not familiar with this show but a duck-hunting reality show is on my ‘Must See’ list if I ever get cable. Right. I don’t believe, however, the man should have been kicked off the show for spewing his anti-gay horseshit. Neither did I believe Paula Deene should have been de-sponsored for her fried baloney.

    This is America. Every person should be allowed to say any stupid thing. And we do.

  3. Alan D. says:

    So you think the Bible is stupid?

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