The Lord Sayeth, “Run, Bitch, Run”

God must REALLY want Obama to be President (another reason I don’t believe in Him).

He was bitching about Heaven’s rent so he gave Donald Trump the “birther” issue and watched him make an ass of himself. CRASH!  Then he let it be known that Bling-Bling Ginrich’s “Family Values” were more like “The Addam’s Family Values”. CRASH! He gave Sarah Palin, Bristol the Pregnant Dancer and a reality show. CRASH! And he gave the rest of the Religious Right’s candidates “The Rapture” and watched them try to dance their way around that one: CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!

Jesus! If he helps the Republicans any more, there might not even BE an election in 2012.

So he called up Congresswoman Michelle Bachman and told her to run for President.  (Shaking my head) Hooooboy!

Bachmann told Iowa voters she had a “calling” to go ahead with the “momentous decision” to run for president – from God.

“Every decision that I make, I pray about, as does my husband,” said Bachman who long ago dabbled in the occult before finding the Lord. “And I can tell, yes, I’ve had that calling and that tugging on my heart that this is the right thing to do.”

You’ve got that one right, Michelle.  It’s the EXTREME RIGHT thing to do.

“Thanks again, God.”

2 Responses to “The Lord Sayeth, “Run, Bitch, Run””

  1. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    He’s so phony-admitted he’s a Muslim-posing like a Christian, and nowhere around a prayer rug. He’s not praying, he has a blade of grass between his fingers trying to humm “America can blow me!” on a grass kazoo.

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