Taste That Beats the Others Warm

The world’s largest democracy – India – doesn’t have to eat what we eat – and we don’t have to drink (thankfully) what they drink: a soft drink made from cow urine. We know cows are sacred and honored in India but there are a few women whom I felt were sacred and I honored them – but most of their bodily fluids held no interest for me.

Anyway, this bovine brew is being developed by the Cow Protection Department of the RSS, India’s largest and oldest Hindu nationalist group. (See what happens when unions get out of control?) Hindus have been pushing the health benefits of drinking Bossie’s “other wet drink” for thousands of years.

Om Prakash, the head of CPD, said the drink – called “gau jal,” or “cow water” – in Sanskrit – “won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too. It will not be carbonated and it will be devoid of any toxins.” Right.

Now, I’m no expert on cow piss but I would guess the whole thing is pretty toxic and if you take out the toxins, really – what’s the point? Well, of course, there is another point – Hindus believe their whole country is going to hell because of a torrent of Western cultural influences best symbolized by Coke and Pepsi. And gau jal just might be what the yogi ordered to stem the flow (so to speak).

Of course nobody has asked my opinion – but I think the whole thing is udderly ridiculous – but what a pisser! And if you want to try it?  Urine good company!

4 Responses to “Taste That Beats the Others Warm”

  1. Joe Bele-Isle says:

    Urine won’t hurt you at all. It is NOT poisonus, rather it is STERRILE. So Frank I assure you you can drink all the cow piss you can get. That would be great to get a pic of Nancy Pelosi and her gang of four going down (Or UP??) on various divine four legged animals. I’d really like to see a movie of congress getting their morning “Jolt,” of any kind of piss. I’m fairly sure they have been drinking each others for years. Indian men used to drink peyote and the women got it second hand after the mens bodies purified it for them. Or else they were just kinky.

  2. Bill says:

    Urine IS generally sterile; however, sometimes it is not. If the person (or cow) has some type of kidney disease or damage, look out. Also, you can catch type A hepatitis from an infected person.

    I was fishing in Lake Ontario near Oswego once and took a leak on our catch. Even though I assured the guys there was no danger, they were pissed off at my pissing on and would not eat the fish. I and one other guy dug in. Looking back, the contaminants in the water were probably the greater threat.

    I saw a movie years ago with, I think, Sophia Loren and John Wayne in which they were out in the Sahara and resorted to drinking their own. I had a crush on Sophia in those days; I’m not sure how I would have reacted if she had “offered”.

  3. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Uhh???? HUH and WTF? Why not just go over the side? Got a thing for fish huh?

  4. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Drinking fresh urine is common survival training. Like the guy that Obama bowed to always says-“Camel piss will get you where you want to go!” Lap it up kingsy wingsy. It WON”T get him HERE. I’ll drain him first.

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