Posts Tagged ‘VP of Beauty’

Time to Return to My Planet

Friday, March 13th, 2009

(Actual Ad)

But Can She Spell ‘Potato’?

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Republican Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin in 1984. Pretty? Definitely. VP material? Are you out of your freakin’ mind? McSame at least has a sense of humor. This lady was Mayor of a town in Alaska that is so small the residents take turns being the town fool. Two years of that type of intensity and then she’s off to be Governor of the state which has the fewest people spread over the most land in the country.

I got more experience being President of my high school’s Student Council.

If elected, the only thing standing between Ms. Palin and the Presidency of the United States is an old guy who’s had a few bouts with cancer and is senile enough to choose her.

Shall we laugh or cry? You decide.