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Trump: “I Was O’s Secret Lover”

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012

"Barry likes my hair up."

Donald Trump is set to make a “bombshell” announcement tomorrow that “will change the course of this election.” Even though another crackpot just revealed that “Obama sold cocaine in college,” Trump said HIS announcement is even BIGGER and will be “devastating” to the President’s election campaign.

Tomorrow Trump will reveal his homosexual relationship with Barrack Obama.

An unnamed source close to the Donald said the whole Trump staff is terrified of the disclosure. “Michelle is going to kick his ass all over town when she finds  out,” said one, “She’ll kill all of us.”

When told of the anticipated announcement, Richard Peckerwood of the gay rights committee “Who Else Can We Vote For?” groaned, “I think I’m going to be sick. If gender preference was a choice, I’d run back to my high school girlfriend!”

Although shocked by the news, a White House aid stated, “The President should just say, “I never had sex with that nitwit!’  Hell, it worked for Bill Clinton.”