Posts Tagged ‘nitwits’


Friday, August 22nd, 2008

is a dish best eaten cold.”



Sunday, February 10th, 2008

I know, I know. You think you need my brilliant perceptions on everything to make sense of the world. NOT TRUE. There are some things at which even retarded goldfish shake their heads       in disbelief. For example,


Hyman Schnaterfunkensprunk of Florida will be paying $250 a year to have his name on his Hummer.

Fred O. Dickenson, Executive Director of the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles, announced today the rollout of the much anticipated “Bigger Vanity Plate Program (BVPP)”

The program, first suggested by Dickenson in May, 2003, allows motorists in Florida to obtain vanity license plates of up to 250 characters. “Now the citizens of our great state can be confident that their right to express themselves has been protected.”

Governor Jeb Bush praised Dickenson for “his vision and insight in conceiving of and making this program a reality.” At a fee of $10 per year per letter, BVPP is projected to bring in more than $4 billion annually to the state’s treasury.

“It is our hope,” Governor Bush concluded, ‘that other states in similar financial straits will see this program as something to emulate.”

Like my twin Amy says, “You don’t have to make stuff up – things are weird enough just as they are.”