Posts Tagged ‘Nelson Rockefeller’

What Do You Say To a Naked NY Governor?

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Two years ago in March, NY Governor Elliot Spitzer was forced to resign because it was revealed he enjoyed the services of a high class call girl club.  Although he almost died of embarrassment, he didn’t die. New York Governors, in office or out, should NOT have extramarital sex – period. We should put that in the State Constitution. Why?

Well, if you ever run into Megan Marshak, you probably shouldn’t ask her where she was on January 26, 1979. The 27-year old Megan was naked in bed that day. No big deal except she happened to be lying under the also naked, 70-year old former Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Unfortunately, Nelson had just suffered a massive heart attack and was unconscious. Wow – talk about coitus interuptus! How awkward. And how do you get out from under a situation like that?

But Megan knew what to do. She did what any smart mistress would do at that moment – she called her girlfriend and tried to get Nelson dressed. Girlfriend ambled on over and they discussed the situation. At this point, Rockefeller was still technically alive although unconscious.

Now I’m not suggesting for a moment Megan, who was left a New York City townhouse worth millions plus $50,000 in cash in Nelson’s will, hesitated to immediately call for help – for any reason other than appearances. Right.

Finally, after at least an hour, Megan’s girlfriend called an ambulance. Rockefeller died on the way to the hospital. An official autopsy ruled the former Governor died of a massive heart attack. He was cremated 18-hours after his coronary – counting the hour he was getting dressed.

What Do You Say to a Naked Governor?

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

ONE YEAR AFTER SPITZER QUITS

It could have been worse, Elliot… it could have been a LOT worse. Right now you may be dying of embarrassment – but you’re not dying. New York Governors, in office or out, should NOT have extramarital sex -period. We should put that in the New York State Constitution. Why?

Well, if you ever run into Megan Marshak, you probably shouldn’t ask her where she was on January 26, 1979. The 27-year old Megan was naked in bed that day. No big deal except she happened to be lying under the also naked, 70-year old former Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Unfortunately, Nelson had just suffered a massive heart attack and was unconscious. Wow – talk about coitus interuptus! How awkward. And how do you get out from under a situation like that?

But Megan knew what to do. She did what any smart mistress would do at that moment – she called her girlfriend and tried to get Nelson dressed. Girlfriend ambled on over and they discussed the situation. At this point, Rockefeller was still technically alive although unconscious.

Now I’m not suggesting for a moment Megan, who was left a New York City townhouse worth millions plus $50,000 in cash in Nelson’s will, hesitated to immediately call for help – for any reason other than appearances. Right.

Finally, after at least an hour, Megan’s girlfriend called an ambulance. Rockefeller died on the way to the hospital. An official autopsy ruled the former Governor died of a massive heart attack. He was cremated about 18-hours after his coronary – counting the hour he was getting dressed.

Thanks, Megan.

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Megan Marshack laying down some ‘tude.

In June, my friend Paul from PopWars (link on right) put a Counter on this blog. I am very pleased (and a little shocked) because it’s received over 9,000 hits from you since then. The Internet is amazing!

It also surprises me how many of you have gotten here without advertising or sponsors. One of the chief ways is by Key Words in Google Searches. And what surprises me even more are the search terms that drive the numbers.

Of course I knew promising Kelly Ripa nude or Sarah Palin “bare” in fun would catch a lot of voyeuristic wannabe’s – but there’s a name that ranks almost as high – Megan Marshak.

Who?

Megan is featured in my post; “What Do You Say to a Naked Governor?” (Copy & Paste- Naked Governor -into my Search box if you’re interested). Why is she so popular today nearly 30-years after she got out from under a tough situation? I have no idea but – thank you: Megan and Paul and Amy and Rich and Bill (this is beginning to sound like the goddam Academy Awards!) so anyway…..thanks, everyone, Happy Trails!

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Whacked Hacks Back Crack Tax

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008


Nelson Rockefeller was Governor, I was a kid, and New York passed its first ‘sales tax’. I remember it was only a cent or two on a dollar and it was dubbed the ‘hot dog tax’ because you’d have to pay an additional penny for a ball park weiner. We thought it was funny at first.  But in time, New York would not only wildly boost its sales tax, and mandate countless new taxes, now it’s even trying to create a new tax on which it has no hope of actually collecting: the drug tax.

The what tax?

You read that right, Binky, a tax on ‘controlled substances’ – drugs – is in the NYS budget proposal. The state would issue drug stamps just as they do today with cigarette stamps. The proposed tax would be $3.50 on an ounce of marijuana and $200.00/oz. on stronger drugs such as cocaine and heroin.

There may be a few small flaws in this brilliant plan. New Yorkers who buy cigarette tax stamps run legitimate businesses. Drug dealers don’t. Will dealers fill out tax paperwork answering questions like ‘annual income?’, ‘address?’, and ‘occupation’? Probably not; even though the tax people PROMISE not to give the information to law enforcement agencies – that’s ‘illegal.’ Right. But dealers sell dope – they aren’t dopes. Maybe they can just slip money under the door of the Tax Department late at night and stamps will be passed back in plastic baggies.

So why even bother with this nonsense?

One reason is New York would get to take a slice of the dealers confiscated post-bust loot. Maybe.

Maybe?

Yeh, well there’s kind of a line for the money now. Confiscated drug money gets divvied up between different agencies in the federal government and local law enforcement people. They squabble all the time; so what’s one more ‘Gimme, gimme!’ voice?

Estimated revenue in the first year? $12-million. Start up costs? About $75-million.

I heart New York!
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UPDATE:
In April of this year, the NYS Legislature passed the 2008-2009 Budget which DID NOT include the “crack tax” on drug dealers. But stay tuned.

“Revenge…

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

is a dish best eaten cold.”

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What Do You Say to a Naked Governor?

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

A Recycled Presentation – 1st Posted on March 27, 2008

It could have been worse, Elliot… it could have been a LOT worse. Right now you may be dying of embarrassment – but you’re not dying. New York Governors, in office or out, should NOT have extramarital sex -period. We should put that in the New York State Constitution. Why?

Well, if you ever run into Megan Marshak, you probably shouldn’t ask her where she was on January 26, 1979. The 27-year old Megan was naked in bed that day. No big deal except she happened to be lying under the also naked, 70-year old former Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Unfortunately, Nelson had just suffered a massive heart attack and was unconscious. Wow – talk about coitus interuptus! How awkward. And how do you get out from under a situation like that?

But Megan knew what to do. She did what any smart mistress would do at that moment – she called her girlfriend and tried to get Nelson dressed. Girlfriend ambled on over and they discussed the situation. At this point, Rockefeller was still technically alive although unconscious.

Now I’m not suggesting for a moment Megan, who was left a New York City townhouse worth millions plus $50,000 in cash in Nelson’s will, hesitated to immediately call for help – for any reason other than appearances. Right.

Finally, after at least an hour, Megan’s girlfriend called an ambulance. Rockefeller died on the way to the hospital. An official autopsy ruled the former Governor died of a massive heart attack. He was cremated about 18-hours after his coronary – counting the hour he was getting dressed.

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Tomorrow: The Token Has Spoken and O’Broken says ‘Yes, Dear’ – “If this bitch thought she could get more votes as a midget, she’d cut off her own damn legs!”

What Do You Say to a Naked Governor?

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

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It could have been worse, Elliot… it could have been a LOT worse. Right now you may be dying of embarrassment – but you’re not dying. New York Governors, in office or out, should NOT have extramarital sex -period. We should put that in the New York State Constitution. Why?

Well, if you ever run into Megan Marshak, you probably shouldn’t ask her where she was on January 26, 1979. The 27-year old Megan was naked in bed that day. No big deal except she happened to be lying under the also naked, 70-year old former Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Unfortunately, Nelson had just suffered a massive heart attack and was unconscious. Wow – talk about coitus interuptus! How awkward. And how do you get out from under a situation like that?

But Megan knew what to do. She did what any smart mistress would do at that moment – she called her girlfriend and tried to get Nelson dressed. Girlfriend ambled on over and they discussed the situation. At this point, Rockefeller was still technically alive although unconscious.

Now I’m not suggesting for a moment Megan, who was left a New York City townhouse worth millions plus $50,000 in cash in Nelson’s will, hesitated to immediately call for help – for any reason other than appearances. Right.

Finally, after at least an hour, Megan’s girlfriend called an ambulance. Rockefeller died on the way to the hospital. An official autopsy ruled the former Governor died of a massive heart attack. He was cremated about 18-hours after his coronary – counting the hour he was getting dressed.

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