Posts Tagged ‘Michelle Obama’

Dianne Feinstein’s Fly

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

It looks like Hillary Clinton will become our next Secretary of State when she’s confirmed by the Senate in the next day or two. A lot of people think Obama made a smart choice after his election in selecting the New York Senator. I think he made a smart choice but it didn’t come after his election – he made the deal in early June in Diane Feinstein’s living room in Washington, DC.

Remember?

It was June 6th and Obama had won the last of the important Democratic primaries and numerically, logically, he could no longer be stopped in his quest for the nomination. Hillary was about as happy as when she first heard about a blue dress with white stains once worn by a White House intern. And an unhappy Hillary was about the last thing the Big O needed.

So Rodham told Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) to set up a secret meeting with the future Democratic nominee in Feinstein’s Washington home. The only other living thing in that living room was the anonymous fly on the wall above who goes under the name of “Deep Buzz”. He told me the whole conversation.  It was short and not very sweet.

Obama: “Good evening, Hillary.”

Hillary: “Shut up. I want to be Secretary of State.”

Obama: “OK.”

Deep Buzz told me at that point, both he and Obama had an equal chance of being swatted. Without another word, Hillary stood up and stomped out of the room.

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FROM: the ‘Shut Up for Barack’ Committee

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

ATTENTION: ALL BLACK PASTORS

PLEASE DO NOT – repeat – DO NOT help Senator Obama any more with your comments in his bid for the Presidency. Your stupid and racial remarks are being misinterpreted by the power-elite, white establishment press as “stupid” and “racial”. Cool it, Homeboys! Be no mo’ jivin’. Straight up.

(Signed)

Michelle Obama, Chairperson, ‘Shut Up for Barack’ Committee

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