Posts Tagged ‘lesbians’

Could They Be Lebanese?

Thursday, May 7th, 2009


About a year ago, Joseph and I were discussing Tuesday and Wednesday, the cats who once owned me. Joseph is a hair stylist and also a very fine artist. While cutting my hair, our conversation went something like this:

“Franco, did you ever notice anything strange about Tuesday and Wednesday?”

“Like what, Joseph?

“Like they’re very affectionate towards each other. And they’re both female, right?”

“Yeh, so?”

“Well, I don’t know. It seems they’re gaining a bit of weight and they’re awfully close.”

“I guess so. They just lie around and watch the birds through the windows and nap whenever they want. That’s what cats are supposed to do. So what?”

“Do they favor flannel shirts, Franco – inside your closet – or OUT?”

“Joseph – I don’t have any flannel shirts.”

“Do they ever walk away from each other quickly when you come into the room?”

“Well yeh – I’ve noticed that. I just assumed they were dissing me and didn’t want me to hear. I love them anyway.”

“When you watch ‘Ellen’, Franco, do they ever watch it with you?”

“Joseph, they watch whatever is on. They can’t work the remote.”



“Just hmmm.”

That Joseph – he’s a great hair stylist and artist but he doesn’t know squat about cats!