A Jackson, Tennessee dog owner sent his pet to be euthanized because he suspected the dog was gay. The nitwit brought his dog to the Jackson Rabies Control Animal Shelter a few weeks ago because he saw his male pit bull “humping” another male dog. Since the shelter is overcrowded, the dog was scheduled to be killed within a few days. In reality, male dogs mount each other to express dominance, for play, or because of nervousness.
Although news reports did not give any details about the owner, I will gladly make some assumptions about the cretin. I’ll guess the guy is heavily Christian, has the IQ of a can of peas, and, because he named the dog “ELTON,” he’s probably a screaming closet case.
Fortunately someone on Facebook heard of the dog’s plight and put a plea on the social network. The dog was immediately adopted and is doing fine. His new owner told ABC News “Elton is pretty friendly so far. He’s pretty scared of everything but he loved the car ride.”
There’s probably no truth to the rumor that Elton’s former owner is the leader of a Tennessee Boy Scout Troop.