Posts Tagged ‘drunk’

Please, PLEASE Don’t Have Children!

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

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OK, so it’s almost 2:00 AM and you’re drunk and your boyfriend is even drunker and has pot in his pocket. He’s speeding down the highway in a county known for its tough DWI enforcement and wildly tries to make a left turn. The car careens off the road and  smashes into an auto dealership taking out the front row of cars.  He then  jumps from the car and starts running.  Do you:

A. Step out of the car, start crying like a little girl, and put your hands on the hood knowing the cops will be there in a minute? Or,

B. Exit the car, open your mouth and gaze into space feigning amnesia? Or,

C. Stumble behind the wheel even though you don’t know how to drive and try to get away?

For the correct answer, go to:

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090630/NEWS01/90630004

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