Posts Tagged ‘chapstick’

Damn! Where’d I Put That Camera?

Friday, March 29th, 2013

“Now Where Did I Put That Chapstick?”

Monday, September 13th, 2010

Don’t you just hate it when you pick up someone elses’ handbag and it has coke in it?

“It’s not my handbag,” said Paris Hilton to the cop who was searching her purse after her boyfriend got pulled over in Las Vegas, August 28th. The cop continued to search.

“Oh yeh,” she said to the skeptical cop, “that’s my identification, prescription inhaler, credit cards (all with her name on them) and $1500 cash. I don’t know about anything else.”

The beautiful MAW (model, actress, whatever) later told friends,  “It could be a setup, everyone knows how against cocaine I am.”

The “Frame Paris” conspirators have been pretty successful – it’s her third drug bust this summer.