Spouse of Kards Crumbles

Today, after just after two months of marriage, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her basketballer hubby, Kris Humphries.

America’s closest-to-royal couple had a lavish summer wedding which cost over $10-million dollars.  The marriage brought together wretched excess, Hollywood glitz, giddy commercial sponsors like People magazine, and romantic, fairy tale dreams.

The charming couple met less than a year ago.  He’s a “cute” NBA player noted for a long career, well-dribbled balls, strong stamina, and great shots.  She’s, uh, “famous” for a number of things including dating Halle Berry’s ex-husband, being Bruce Jenner’s daughter, and her “stolen” sex tapes.  Uh, she’s a friend of Paris Hilton.

Kids – when are you going to learn the difference between sex and love?  In my (not so) humble opinion, they have nothing to do with each other.  Sure sex is better with someone you love – so is eating cheeseburgers.  But cheeseburgers aren’t as expensive to eat.

7 Responses to “Spouse of Kards Crumbles”

  1. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    I’ll bet she is.

  2. Bill says:

    You ever take your eyes off of Kim long enough to check out Humphries? That is one ugly dude, dude. And she certainly didn’t need the money; she probably has more than he does. This was all about America’s cult of celebrity. I knew the divorce was coming before the wedding took place. I believe the word we’re looking for is TAWDRY.

  3. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    And the gentleman asked the lady while he was eating a cheeseburger, “What’s the matter WITH YOU?? Are you sick or something?” Snd she replied, “No but that last guy that was eating that cheeseburg there and threw up was!”

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