Sorry – He’s A Liar

One day, when Obama was a little kid, he came running into his house and shouted to his mother, “Mama! There’s a tiger in the back yard!”

The horrified woman ran to the window only to see a big, old, neighborhood dog asleep under one of their trees.

“Barry” she yelled, “I told you about lying all of the time! Now you march up those stairs, get on your knees, and tell God you’ve been lying again!” Young Barrack went up and returned a few minutes later.

“Well,” said his mom, “did you talk to God about your lying?”

“Yes,” said young Obama.

“And what did He say?”

“He said don’t worry about it – He thought it was a tiger too.”

Today at the UN, Obama said wars like the one in Syria directly affect America’s security.  That’s a lie.  Where I come from, we call people who tell lies, LIARS.  What do you call them?

3 Responses to “Sorry – He’s A Liar”

  1. bfocks says:

    why on earth are you sorry

  2. paolo. says:

    There are still some people who ‘believe’ and can’t stand the truth.

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