Send In the Clowns


Tonight at 7:00 pm will be the first (and undoubtedly only) New York State Gubernatorial debate.  It should be a humdinger.  All seven candidates – including the clowns Andrew Cuomo and Carl Paladino – will be present.

I think you’ll be surprised by a real up-and-comer, Kristin Davis.  Ms. Davis was the Manhattan madame for the high priced call girl business in which former governor Elliot Spitzer got snared.  She’s also very intelligent and has some non-hypocritical ideas on lowering taxes and actually making money for New York.

Davis, of the Anti-Prohibition Party, clearly advocates legalizing marijuana, prostitution, and casino gambling and taxing them heavily.  In other words, raise state revenues by collecting taxes on what people do already.  She has this strange idea that the government should not be used as the moral police force when it comes to individual freedom.  I think those ideas are called “American”.

It will be fun to hear her make common sense as the baffle clowns “uh”  and lie through their allotted times.  And all that nervous throat clearing you’ll hear from the audience?  Those are just the traditional prigs who think they know how to live your life better than you do.

2 Responses to “Send In the Clowns”

  1. Bill says:

    They will treat her the same way the Republicans treated Ron Paul a couple years ago. Instead of addressing what she says, they will belittle and mock her.

  2. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    I guess what America really needs is “Sniffer,” that can pick up traces of oral sex or drugs on anybodies breath. Then we could organize a REAL really really real real church full of pure Americans and the political party to go with it. Here in Florida mega racketteering fairy thief of the medicare rip-off (200 Bil) for his hospitals is running for gov. on honesty. He KNOWS you can’t prove anyone who took the 5th 200 times while being investigated is crooked.
    He even got his Mommy to come on TV and speak out for “Hr wonnerful buoyy!” And MOMMY even had the same wide mouthed thmyle and lisp from eating too many peters as he does!! My SpecV in Charge in ‘Nam was gay and I’ll guarantee the guys he pulled out of blown up bldgs saving their lives would not complaign he was there and he said, “I’ve never been a nervous nellie.” I would vote for him. He’s the only honest cocksucker I know. My ex boss-not “Wick STHCott” who stole 2 billion and paid the 2 million fine, “With his own money!!” Rick Scott I think yo Mama is a Man. Asshole baby.

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