Scotch Tape Your Breasts

Women: don’t you just hate it when you wear a beautiful, new low-cut dress to a party and the girls pop out to greet the guests? If you don’t notice it at first, you can tell when a man opens his mouth in udder awe.  Or when his wife stares at you, snarls, and sneers something about you being a little tramp.

Well, fret no more, cherie d’mour, help has arrived:

9 Responses to “Scotch Tape Your Breasts”

  1. Bill says:

    I once went out with a girl who taped her eyelids open. I’m quite sure it wasn’t good for her eyes, and it looked pretty strange. Because she was a would be actress and drama queen I had expectations of wild and crazy sex. WRONG. She grudgingly allowed a demure goodnight kiss. Later on I heard she was an acolyte in the Church of Degeneris. While I normally ignore gossip of that ilk, it would explain how she could resist the irresistible.

    Back to the video; I saw Rosie Perez pop out on the Letterman show in spectacular fashion, but I’m fairly certain it was no accident. Rosie is very talented.

  2. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    Well Rosie O herself said she didn’t know what the big deal was when she was stealing other Comics routines AND GETTING CAUGHT. i’D BET HER LIFELONG dream is to wake up with with a mouthfull of Jane Fonda.

  3. Bill says:

    Forty years ago it was one of my dreams too, a Barbarella fantasy.

  4. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    Some dweeb in the division movie library would go through all the movies like BARBARELLA and cut out the good parts to make his own Movies.

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