They Score More Than They Do In Hoops

The Rochester, NY City School District is beginning to distribute free condoms on Monday. There is an “opt-out” choice for parents and each student who receives the free condoms must sign a form every time he or she takes them.  The purpose of the program is to slow the spread of teenage pregnancies and STD’s.  I’ve been advocating this idea for years.

Surprisingly, the maximum number of condoms each student is allowed daily is 10.  TEN!!!  When shocked parents and media asked school administrators about this outrageous number, they were told it was based on a successful, 20-year program in New York City schools. Also, if the students ask for the maximum a few days in a row, they will be talked to by counselors to see if they’re giving them to friends or have “problems.”

Wow!  If kids actually need them ten times a DAY, medical science should take their blood each week and sell it on the open market.  The profit from this alone should take care of school taxes for the entire district.

Besides being amazed, I’m a little jealous.  My own personal daily best (in Junior High School) was FIVE.  I just wish there was a nice girl around to enjoy them with me.

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