My Vasectomy Scars Are Singing

9 Responses to “My Vasectomy Scars Are Singing”

  1. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    You might could make that feeling even bigger and better with a scalpel, a vice, and some bolt cutters. AND my sister in law and mother in law. They have never even been to med school but can castrate you from 5 states AWAY!!!

  2. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Then you can use the tools on youself while watching TV and on a TV dinner tray, and superglue them back and wait for the supreme pleasure.

  3. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Oh yeah-don’t forget the superglue.

  4. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    That picture-what a picture of brotherly love, a little brother or sister to play with. Do you think maybe BIG brother may just be a itsy bitsy bit jealous of the darling little package Mommy brought home and now spends all the time she used to spend on the big boy, on the “Cuddly new addition to the family,” that now gets Mommy’s attention on a 24 hour schedule of feeding and diaper changing? That now the older and ex-star of the family has to watch Mommy wipe the little one like she used to do for him but now HE is FORCED to clean his own doo doo butt with the facecloth because he’s feeling the first pangs of responsibily for himself and an upcoming insecure retirement???

  5. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    And he hangs the facecloth back on Mommy’s clean towel rack next to the sink. Unrolls half a roll of toilrt paper, jamms the toilet up, and goes and gets a hug for trying to be a kid who can take care of business. Leaveing a trail of crappy water overrun from the shitter through Mom’s new wall to wall carpet, and jumps up and down on her bed. Turns 10, smokes crack, and gets a pair of earings like his Math teacher, Mr. Katz.

  6. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    The Communist gay math teacher from Red China.

  7. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Who belongs to the ACLU and is one month away from full citizenship.

  8. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    AND PEOPLE COMPLAIGN ABOUT HARD WORKING MEXICANS???

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