Married – Now Having Cartoon Sex

It’s now been 3-years since the Marriage Equality Act and life goes on here in New York. Despite dire predictions, not one person married his brother, his dog, nor himself.

A rather simple-minded person I know said, “How would people even know who’s gay if they didn’t tell us?”  He was getting a little paranoid because he thought a guy at his work might be looking at him “in the wrong way.”

I showed him the picture above and asked if the guy looked like one of these accountants.  He shook his head. “You’re safe then.” I said, “Most gay guys look like this and they walk around all day humming Judy Garland songs.”

Are you gay, bi, or straight?

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