Make Sure He’s Most Sincerely Dead

Alexey Bykov wanted his girlfriend to know how awful her life would be without him. So he hired actors, makeup artists, crashed cars, and a scriptwriter to fake his own death in a pretend, fatal automobile crash.

He arranged to have the woman, Irena Kolokov, meet him at a designated spot at a specific time. Upon arriving, she burst into tears because she saw Bykov on the road, covered in blood seemingly killed in the crash. His death was “confirmed” by a paramedic on the scene who led her towards his body.

Immediately Bykov “jumped back to life” and fell to one knee.  He then held out a ring and proposed to her. The shocked woman said “yes.”

“I wanted her to realize how empty her life would be without me and how it would have no meaning without me,” Bykov later told an interviewer.

If this story is not a hoax, the woman should have grabbed the dolt around the neck and smashed his head into the road.  Then she might have seen how wonderful life can be without being chained to a friggin’ psychotic loser.


5 Responses to “Make Sure He’s Most Sincerely Dead”

  1. Bill says:

    An extreme example of an all too common scene. A great many men now propose in public venues in front of a large audience. I wish more women would tell the jerks to drop dead. Then again, the women are probably jerks as well. A not very bright friend of mine pulled that stunt at a wedding reception, got a yes from a woman with twice his feeble intellect, and divorced after six years of misery. If not outright psychotic, these people are certainly inappropriate morons.

  2. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    lIKE IT’S PLANNED THAT WAY. And they vote and reproduce.

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