Looks Good, Donut?

Deep-fried pieces of potato fat are the vegetables.

Many Americans are sick to death of being told, “Be healthy! Don’t eat that!  Exercise!” After years of listening to this crap, a rebellion was bound to occur – this IS America after all.  One of the best “I’ll eat what I damn well please!” grenades is a Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich by Dunkin’ Donuts.

This mouth-watering, finger-lickin’ delight features a pepper fried egg topped with plenty of bacon on a sugar-glazed, yeast ring donut.  It’s designed to be eaten with one hand in your car as you race commuters to work on the freeway.  The other hand can be used to gulp down your monster cup of hot, caffeine-fueled coffee – “what America runs on.”

You can even finish your breakfast with a cigarette as you speed to the cemetery.

Caffeine is a drug and you’re just one more junkie:

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