Kennedy Should’ve Been So Lucky

A Mobile, Mississippi woman – who was shot in the head on April 14th, not only survived – but immediately made herself tea and offered some to an astonished police officer, authorities said Friday.

Tammy Sexton, 47, remained hospitalized after being wounded by her husband, who killed himself after he shot his wife. She is expected to fully recover.

The slug from a .380-caliber handgun struck Ms. Sexton squarely in the forehead, passed through her skull and exited through the back of her head apparently striking no vital organs. A deputy arrived within minutes and was greeted by the woman. Ms. Sexton was conscious but appeared confused about what happened. `What’s going on?’ she asked.

Hospital officials would not comment on the report that Ms. Sexton was immediately contacted by ex-Vice President Richard Cheney’s office offering her a position as his new Chief of Staff.

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4 Responses to “Kennedy Should’ve Been So Lucky”

  1. Guns aren’t understood by everybody.There are some things you just shouldn’t say to someone pointing a gun at your head. Like, “If you really had the guts to use that thing you wouldn’t have been the one they layed off!!”

  2. paolo. says:

    LMAO!!!, JAB-1.

  3. amy stahl says:

    that would be my luck

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