Kelly Ripa NUDE (From Memory*)

My post yesterday dealt with American sexual hypocrisy. It seems we’ve always been a society of Pilgrim Perverts pointing fingers at anyone who enjoys what is one of the most enjoyable aspects of human life.

When I was growing up Catholic, sex was for having babies only, masturbation was a mortal sin (punishable by an eternity in hell), and nuns were “married” to Jesus (polygamy at its dullest). I guess the ‘church’ has lightened up a bit on that crap – but only after polluting the minds of hundreds of millions of children for centuries. And they, of course, passed it on to their children …. ad nauseum. Sexual repression has a big price tag. Victorian England spawned the practices of Sadism/ Masochism and Bondage/ Discipline among other tangental sexual sports. And the sickness of the Catholic church resulted in countless alter boy adventures.

Yesterday I saw an example of what sexual starvation can lead to. My Blog Counter went nuts over my “Red, White, and Blue Balls” post – literally hundreds MORE surfers came to my site! I couldn’t figure it out until I checked the ‘Key Words’ which drove them here. What were they? “Nastia Liukin Nude” – even though I said I was JUST KIDDING.

It’s kind of sad really. Hundreds of people on the net trying to get a peek at the 20-year old’s bobo. I shouldn’t have been surprised – after all, this is the nation which freaked over LaToya Jackson’s nip slip and Hannah Montana’s (god knows what).

So today I’m running my Kelly Nude (From Memory) – it just might overload my blog’s server. And the REAL SAD fact is, in the dark, we all look pretty much alike (except in our minds).

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*Yes, I had an affair with Kelly. After this article you might wish to Copy & Paste into my ‘Search’ box: Having An Affair.

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6 Responses to “Kelly Ripa NUDE (From Memory*)”

  1. Bill says:

    Having been raised a Catholic, I agree with just about everything you wrote. The one exception is the comment about “altar boy adventures”. Many people have the mistaken belief the priest/perpretators acted out of repressed sexuality and frustration, an impression which I think says more about our lurid fantasies than it does about the church. Actually, you had a large number of gay men behaving like gay men.

    I know; I know. Not all gay men are promiscuous, and not all gay men have have sex with teenage boys, but a lot of them are and do. What made the priests’ behavior so reprehensible was their position as “holy men” with authority. My point is the behavior did not spring from being raised Catholic or being a Catholic priest; it sprang from being gay and not being able to resist temptation.

  2. Frank Paolo says:

    However, there rarely is a problem with Protestant children and Pastors, Ministers, and Preachers. I suspect that has a lot to do with those church leaders having meaningful, hetero relationships and priests do not. Or maybe it’s the wine and incense – who knows?
    paolo.

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