Just Another Man You’re Going to Blame

Human test trials for the male birth control pill are now going on in England. The pill should be on the market in a few years. The research money spent on this stupid project was wasted.

WOMEN – here’s a hypothetical test:  you meet a really hot guy at a cool party. There aren’t any telltale tan lines of a wedding ring on his finger. He’s clean, kind of good-looking, and is neither a hairdresser nor an interior designer. He’s actually asked you three questions about your life and only spent about three quarters of the time talking about himself.

A bouncing boobed bimbo shakes on by and he never takes his eyes off you. Bingo! You’re slightly drunk – so you invite him back to your apartment “to talk.” When he actually pays for the cab ride and gives the driver a good tip, you think – “should we rush a June wedding….or wait another month?”

As soon as you enter your apartment, passion melts the wallpaper! Clothes fly everywhere and at one point in the melee, you kiss your own forearm! After tumbling into bed, you open the drawer in your night stand, take out a condom and hurriedly hand it to your new lover.

He smiles and says, “I really don’t need that, Baby – I’m on the male birth control pill.”

WOMEN, Do you say …….

A. “Wow! You really DO have a great sense of humor!” or

B. “You HAVE to – I don’t want to get HIV again!” or

C. “Good! I WANT to have more children!” or

D. “Geez – I thought only prison inmates said that!” or

E. “Right. How selfish of me to put an unwanted pregnancy before your minute and a half of pleasure!”

Male birth control pills will become viable only when women trust men enough to put down the toilet seat every night.

2 Responses to “Just Another Man You’re Going to Blame”

  1. Bill says:

    I’ve been out of the pool for a few years now, but when I was younger and active I never once encountered a woman who insisted I wear a condom. Of course, I never hired a hooker either. I would guess most women would believe most men.

  2. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Take the condom and unroll it, then blow it up to stretch it out and start trying to pull it over your head, then in exasperation tell her your not really sure how those things work but if you DID get it on you THINK you might suffocate.
    IF she’s nice enough to give you another one and tells you it’s for the male extremity, tell her, “OH YEAH!! But in jail we used to have to put them up our butts in case we got raped!”
    THEN tell her your on male birth control pills.
    THEN write us back and tell us how everything worked out.

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