What’s the first thing a diner waitress says when she sees you?

“Coffee? Right away!”

And you’d better get it ‘right away’, Sugar Lips, because you’ve got a caffeine junkie who is now hurtling through drug withdrawal and trying hard not to snatch up the butter knife and stab the annoying people seated next to him.  Withdrawal symptoms started about 26-hours after your last cup of the legal drug.

As soon as you score your fix, you tear up little packets of white powder plus containers of liquid poison, and quickly mix up the nearly boiling-brew – before pouring it over one of the most sensitive parts of your body. Ouch! It hurts so good – like the needle prick announcement of anticipated joy when a junkie pushes a needle into her vein.  Coffee is America’s Drug of Choice – BY FAR! 50-million caffeine addicts drink an average of 4-cups per day.

I don’t drink coffee but I certainly don’t care what you do.

However, I would care very much if you’re one of those flaming, “respectable” hypocrites who thinks you’re better than the millions of Americans rotting in jail cells because they loved a drug which is different than yours. Your drug is legal and inexpensive. Their drugs are illegal – making them very expensive.

Still, probably we’re all just junkies in the grand scheme of the universe – and it  doesn’t need you to judge what’s right or wrong.


5 Responses to “Junkie?”

  1. Bill says:

    Consumed in moderation (1-2 normal size cups per day), coffee improves cognitive function without producing withdrawal symptoms, although some people do find their sleep pattern disturbed if they drink it too late in the day. It is much cheaper and better for your health than soft drinks, and those who spend hours reading find it very helpful; I recommend the beverage highly.

    As always, I advocate the legalization of all recreational drugs for adults.

    If you’re not a coffee drinker, have a cup. It will make you feel like Superman the first time you try it.

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