How’s Your Colon?

I was typing a piece and the television was on.  I  watch the news in the morning and then I leave it on background for any “Breaking News”.   Breaking news is anything like the Haiti quake – or someone actually holding the elevator door open for somebody else in my building.  Anyway, I was minding my own business when I heard:

“Yep, constipation, stomach acid, diarrhea, and cramps – that’s me!”  I turned around and saw one woman in a business suit talking brightly to another woman who was nodding her head.  I think they were in an airport or something. They were hawking the colon cleansing product above.  I was in awe.  Is this sort of stuff on TV often?  Isn’t this a little . . . uh, strange?

Charlie Manson once said, “Being crazy used to mean something.  Today, everybody’s crazy!”

2 Responses to “How’s Your Colon?”

  1. Bill says:

    MDs tell us “cleansing” the colon accomplishes nothing and is a waste of money. But face it, if someone will buy astrology, why not buy this bilge as well?

    Colon cleansing and erectile dysfunction–the tv stars. They make a great couple, don’t they?

  2. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Do people that take it up the butt really NEED a Colon cleanser? Or just a lot of soap. Or just to live in Tawan where the smell of the food blends in?

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