I was typing a piece and the television was on. I watch the news in the morning and then I leave it on background for any “Breaking News”. Breaking news is anything like the Haiti quake – or someone actually holding the elevator door open for somebody else in my building. Anyway, I was minding my own business when I heard:
“Yep, constipation, stomach acid, diarrhea, and cramps – that’s me!” I turned around and saw one woman in a business suit talking brightly to another woman who was nodding her head. I think they were in an airport or something. They were hawking the colon cleansing product above. I was in awe. Is this sort of stuff on TV often? Isn’t this a little . . . uh, strange?
Charlie Manson once said, “Being crazy used to mean something. Today, everybody’s crazy!”
MDs tell us “cleansing” the colon accomplishes nothing and is a waste of money. But face it, if someone will buy astrology, why not buy this bilge as well?
Colon cleansing and erectile dysfunction–the tv stars. They make a great couple, don’t they?
Do people that take it up the butt really NEED a Colon cleanser? Or just a lot of soap. Or just to live in Tawan where the smell of the food blends in?