Why Did God Put Our Oil Under Iraqi Sand?

Donald Trump used to be one of my favorite comedians.  Firing Miss America Prejeans, fighting with Rosie O’Donnell and Bill Cosby, diving into a dumpster for a commercial – hey, the guy used to be a million laughs.  I’ve never seen his reality TV show – or the star he got on Hollywood’s “Walk of Fame” but when he began to run for President, the Donald started to get a bit cranky.

When asked about rising oil prices, Trump said we should “just take it” from Iraq.

Say what?  Steal Iraq’s oil?

Donald said it wouldn‘t be stealing – it would pay us back for the $1.5 Trillion dollars we spent destroying that country.  Hmmm.  It seems Trump hasn’t been fired – he’s just fried.

I know one person who would LOVE to have the Donald get the Republican Presidential nomination:  Obama.  Every night he’s been on his knees praying, “Oh God, let it be Trump and Palin!”

4 Responses to “Why Did God Put Our Oil Under Iraqi Sand?”

  1. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Trump and Palin would win Frank. For chrissakes Mickey Mouse and Goofy would walk all over that guy. He may be a legal American, but he was raised in countries that hate us, a Marxist Communist who lies about his religion to get elected and everyone says everyone that doean’t like him is a racist. Well us Racists voted him in. We know better now who the racist is. You know who gets beat up in race riots? White people-ME!! I”ve had to fight 17 blacksd at once who never saw me before because I was white and I have four roses tatooed on my arm for the dead black MP who wasn’t that way and my freind and the black guy that saved my life and died 3 feet from me. I CAN’t hate black men because they have saved my life and died, but the seventeen that tried to kill me weren’t black men-you know what they were-they knew what they were. TOO stupid to bring guns to a gunfight.

  2. amy says:

    and meanwhile, Id be pressured once again to NOT waste my vote on Nader or any other third party checkpoint. I never actually want to vote who I am voting for; it sucks.

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