FROM: the ‘Shut Up for Barack’ Committee

ATTENTION: ALL BLACK PASTORS

PLEASE DO NOT – repeat – DO NOT help Senator Obama any more with your comments in his bid for the Presidency. Your stupid and racial remarks are being misinterpreted by the power-elite, white establishment press as “stupid” and “racial”. Cool it, Homeboys! Be no mo’ jivin’. Straight up.

(Signed)

Michelle Obama, Chairperson, ‘Shut Up for Barack’ Committee

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2 Responses to “FROM: the ‘Shut Up for Barack’ Committee”

  1. Bill says:

    The Revs Wright and Jackson haven’t really hurt Obama. People of racist bent might cite the Revs’ statements as an excuse, but they wouldn’t have voted for him anyway. What astonishes me is the number of people, not all of whom are retarded, who sincerely believe Obama is a Muslim. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, as Seinfeld would say.

  2. amy stahl says:

    good grief that New Yorker cover…

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