Erection That Lasts Longer Than 4-Hours?

…See Your Doctor.

(Note the Optimistic Angle of this Pill)

Oh, right. You’ve got to hand it to the Cialis people. They take a supposed “health risk” – which is just about every guy’s sexual fantasy – and “warn” you about it every chance they get. The medical term for an erection which won’t go down is ‘priapism’ – and a medical dictionary is the closest I’ve ever come to it.

Priapism is supposed to be a serious medical emergency. So after 4-hours, you’re supposed to call your Doctor. I don’t think so! There’s a LONG list of women I would call first – since college….

“Laurie? This is Frank Paolo – right – Frank Paolo from college – remember? Yah, well remember that night after the feminist rally and you told me all men were pigs? And, uh, I agreed and said I didn’t want to have sex with you because I didn’t want to treat you just like a middle-class slut? Well, I really did, but I couldn’t, ya see..but NOW…uhhh, look, I’m only an hour and a half away from you…ya, I know it’s late but….. Laurie? Hello? Hello?”

“Pammy? Frank Paolo!……. Hello?”

“Elizabeth? Frank Paolo here. Yeh, really. Gosh – I was thinking about the silliest thing. Remember that night in New York and we were just lying there – uh, kind of not doing anything and you looked down at me and said, “You can’t think of anyone else either, huh?” Well…yeh…that was pretty funny. I….you’re still laughing over that, huh? Yeh, me too. Well would you stop laughing for a minute here because ……”

“Dr. Johnson? Frank Paolo here. I took Cialis a few hours ago and I’m having a problem….”

5 Responses to “Erection That Lasts Longer Than 4-Hours?”

  1. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    That’s alright Frank. It happens to all Italians at least once or there wouldn’t be so many Italians. But think of this-Once there were TWO CHINAMEN, now look how many.

  2. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    If Catholics have three kids, they were only allowed to have three erections. And spend the rest of the time praying it never happens again. I was Catholic and went to Our Lady Of Lourdes until 3rd grade. I had erections all the time and was beaten by the Nuns all the time. I was 30 before I realized they were just fighting over me. None of THEM could Fly! Damnit.

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