Don’t Pity Carla, Help Her

People constantly amaze me.  There were any number of people who actually believed me when I wrote this piece over a year ago.  Fortunately, only two sent money ($10 & $5 – which I promptly returned) but many people felt sorry for Ms. Bruni and still click on the search engines such as Google landing in my blotg.

Friends, if a person has multimillions of dollars,  has the prestige of being the First Lady of France, has had a wonderful past, and is still very beautiful – why in the world would you feel sorry for her?

What you see here is a model in a pose – that’s it.  I have no idea if Ms. Bruni is pigeon-toed and WHO CARES? As we used to say in college, “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.”

Don’t  believe ANYTHING ANYONE tells you!  Old Italians know this.

December, 2008

Carla Bruni is the First Lady of France. Before becoming President Nicholas Sarkozy’s 3rd wife last year, Ms. Bruni was a supermodel, a singer, and an outspoken advocate for sexual freedom. She’s been quoted as saying, ” I’m monogamous from time to time, but I prefer polygamy and polyandry.”  Ms. Bruni was formerly the girlfriend of Mick Jagger.

This 1993 photo of Madame Bruni recently sold for $91,000 US at Christie’s auction house in London and is now embroiled in a multimillion dollar copyright lawsuit.

Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the nude print has overshadowed a serious physical deformity in the Prime Minster’s wife: she suffers from intoeing, or, as we call it in America – being “pigeon-toed”.

There are three causes of intoeing in healthy children. They are metatarsus adductus, internal tibial torsion and excessive femoral anteversion.

Intoeing usually doesn’t cause serious problems but children with intoeing have trouble getting shoes that fit because of the curve of their feet. This fitting problem plus the fact other young children sometimes laugh at those who are pigeon-toed, often causes a lack of self-confidence in the intoed child.

Tax-deductible contributions to the “Carla Bruni Pigeon-Toe Fund” may be sent to:

Straight Toes Tomorrow!

Box 1807 – Andrews Terrace
125 St. Paul Street
Rochester, New York 14604

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