Did A Man Marry The Holland Tunnel?

Next she'll throw her girter.

Erika Eiffel always loved the tall silent type – but then she took her preference to the extreme and married the Eiffel Tower. After a small, ceremony with friends in Paris, Erika legally changed her name to Erika LaTour Eiffel.  There are no reports of how the marriage was consummated.

Erika is an “objectum sexual” – people who fall in love with inanimate objects. In a documentary entitled “The Woman Who Married the Eiffel Tower,” she is shown hugging her “husband” and telling him how much she loves him. The objects these women choose are often sexually symbolic.

The term “objectum sexual” was coined by a Swedish woman named Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, who married the Berlin Wall in the 1970s, according to the documentary. I’m no matchmaker but I would suggest this woman drop at least one hyphen and one name to find the structure of her dreams.

There are no reports of men suffering from this psychological malady but I was always puzzled by the strange allure of an open manhole.

Would you like to view an ABC News story on this woman?

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7 Responses to “Did A Man Marry The Holland Tunnel?”

  1. Bill says:

    I’ve been with a couple women who could have passed for, well, never mind.

  2. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    You couldn’t lift the lid???

  3. Bill says:

    I almost fell in. Try banging Lake Ontario sometime; you’ll get the idea.

  4. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    You have to do THAT when it’s frozen and you can chop a tiny tiny hole in it. I need a Navy Icebreaker.

  5. Kris says:

    Wow! Thank you! I continuously needed to write on my site something like that. Can I take a portion of your post to my blog?

  6. Colby Fenk says:

    I really like it when individuals come together and share views. Great website, stick with it!

  7. Aldo Lillpop says:

    LOL! That was really humorous!

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