Dancin’ To The Bullshit

President Obama is going to address the nation tomorrow on the War in Libya or, as it’s now called, Iraq #3.  If he loses his voice between now and then, the White House plans to run George W’s old “Why We’re In Iraq” tape.  If that breaks, there’s still his old, “Why We’re in Afghanistan” recording or Obama’s “Why We’re Escalating in Afghanistan” video.  If all the video machines crash, we can set up a movie projector and play LBJ’s  “Why We’re in Vietnam” talk or the Nixon box office smash, “Why We’re Escalating in Cambodia”.

It doesn’t really matter what they play because the endings are all pretty much the same.

5 Responses to “Dancin’ To The Bullshit”

  1. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    I can’t think of a cutesy comeback for that intro-BUT-just look at the look on his face. This CAN’T be from a speech because if he opens his mouth the mullahs “McDonalds in Goatcheese country” special sauce without a meal will drool out, and he’ll lose the flavor he’s obviously enjoying. They all have that identity crises thing. NO NOT PRESIDENTS OR MUSLIMS.
    You know it as the Oedipus complex maybe, except he wouldn’thave killed his dad without knowing who it really was, but I’m beginning to think the First lady is his Mom. Guys married to their Moms have that identity thing where they are fascinated with other guys that marry THER Moms.

  2. Bill says:

    It is all a big, sad joke, but I find Newt Gingrich and his Republican friends to be even more annoying. They spent days pestering the presidential jerk to go into Libya, and now they’re criticizing him for doing so. I know they have contempt for the voters’ intellect, but do they really think our memories only go back about 12 hours?

  3. paolo. says:

    I’m so disgusted, I’m speechless.

  4. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    And this is how we end up with Newt Gingrich who can’t win because all the people that want him are too young to know him-how guys like that end up running against other people we don’t want, and we just keep getting people we don’t want or can’t do the job. But EVERYBODY in TV land knows all about Charlie Sheens antics-that’sIMPORTANT! SELLS STUFF. But the names of Marines killed this week are NEVER gonna be reckognized and they gave everything.
    Just for the hell of it everybody write WALTER COFFEE on something in a prominent place this week.
    Does anyone remember who he was? He WAS BIG NEWS for quite a while, indelible news. INDELIBLE, but you have no idea whi he was. Now.

    He was our first casualty over there. Spec Op’s Sgt Walter H. Coffee. Right before Tora Bora.

    Yeah! Yeah! Tora Bora!! The Ivy League Football Cheer for all the future crooks to come out of Schools with the Skull and Bones Society Football Team. But I may be wrong- But if that is wrong and it has something to do with caves where Bin Laden hid in then it’s as least important as football and Charlie Sheen.

  5. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Somebody tell him to spit or swallow for Chrissakes he’s been enjoying the taste too long.

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