Cougar vs. Cougar Hawk


Cougar. Noun. A 35+ year old woman who is on the “hunt” for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen slinking along a swanky bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into any  innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path.

Best Cougar line: “I have this cramp near my lower back but I can’t quite get to it in this dress.”

Cougar Hawk. Noun. A gentleman of any age who preys on cougars. The man is very knowledgeable in the ways of the cougar and is actually the predator. He often uses his insight to work the cougar while working other ladies in the room.  This is often accomplished though faux-meaningful flirting and skillfully pretending to listen.

Best Cougar Hawk line: “You are much, much too young to be a cougar.”

2 Responses to “Cougar vs. Cougar Hawk”

  1. Brenda says:

    Cougars rock! I want to be a cougar one day, but I don’t think I can because I am married……………

  2. Brenda says:

    Oh yeah Franco, I was told a lady must be 40 to be considered a cougar, not 35………..not that it really makes much difference.

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