Chatty Cheney


When Dick Cheney was Vice President, we rarely heard him speak.  He spoke about as much as Calvin Coolidge who hardly spoke at all. Once, when a man said he made a $10 bet if he could get the President to say more than 2-words, Cal said, “You lose.”

Cheney used to be like that. Today, you’d have to slap him to shut him  up. His diarrhea of the mouth dumps on the Obama administration as he tries to justify the cockeyed war in Iraq. He’s a much better shot at anything positive than he was at anything quail.

Before becoming Vice President, Cheney was the head of Halliburton, the private company which, without question, has made more profits (by far) than any other company in our war against Iraq and our rebuilding of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. Of course, awarding contracts without competitive bidding didn’t hurt the company.  Before he became Vice President, Cheney owned stock options in Halliburton worth $241, 498. Today those options are worth more than $8-million – an impressive 3,281% increase in a bad economy. Cheney has pledged to give these profits to charity. I hereby pledge to lose 20-pounds of weight in the next 10-minutes.

The Clintons made untold $zillions from Whitewater and other financial ventures and Ronald Reagan once was paid $1-million for one post-presidential speech in Japan without his “Breakfast for Bonzo” trailers. And although they’re nicer crooks, I doubt if Michelle Obama will be clipping coupons when she leaves the White House.

Oh, I’m sorry. Are you feeling patriotic this weekend? Maybe you should believe in mainstream politics. At one time you believed in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Warren Commission. How’d that work out for you?


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2 Responses to “Chatty Cheney”

  1. Joe Belle-Isle says:

    Simply put- Obama said he was going after the untaxed money in offshore accounts. As a Seaman I worked both for IMCO- a sister co. of haliburton, and offshoot of Ladybird Johnsons Brown and root , the moneymaker from Vietnam, and haliburton GAVE Cheney a $1,000,000 bonus just befor etaking office- I call it a pre-oath BRIBE. His and Bushes pals have their ill gotten oil speculation money in the cayman Islands- The day after Obama made his first announcement he clarified it- he was going after the Cayman hidden money- I partied there with the guy that invented the Hula Hoop and owned the Island freighter I worked on and he explained about how cayman was the :Switzerland of the western hemisphere” Protected by our Navy all the south American and North American thugs hide their money there. Obama says he’s going after the crumbs in cayman and Cheney’s mouth starts working for the first time in 8 years. Any questions? There’s just one answer- Cheney is a thief whose been at the trough and fed and his world is close to crumbling. We will be attacked because he has spent more time stealing than actually working on American security- whose faults line his pockets. What kind of sick prick has to have someone hold an animal up so he can shoot it for fun? A real rich one. Napolitano said American veterans are the biggest threat to American security. She’s right I am- to her American security, I know how it doesn’t work and tell everyone I know. I want my country back and will still die for it.

  2. Steve says:

    Unfortunately, it’s become obvious…Liz Cheney is running for office.

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