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Saturday, April 17th, 2021

“But You Can Kill With A Kitchen Knife!”

Friday, April 16th, 2021

And our murder du jour features: 8-people massacred in a semi-deserted FedEx parking lot in less than 2-minutes.

Oh -let me guess- it was a military-style assault weapon.

Tell me about the kitchen knife again.


Friday, April 16th, 2021

In 4-Years, He Never Hit 50%

Friday, April 16th, 2021


I Fully Support …

Thursday, April 15th, 2021

… your right NOT to get vaccinated against Covid-19. And your children, and your family, and your friends. In fact, I ENCOURAGE you to refuse it!

You may call it freedom of choice.

I call it natural selection.

Welcome to America

Monday, April 12th, 2021

Bullets By The Pound



Sunday, April 11th, 2021

Disgraced, EX-President Asswipe continually whines the Presidential election was STOLEN from him!

The Presidential election WAS stolen – by the Russians in 2016.

But a recent poll showed 66% of Republicans today BELIEVE this loser’s happy-horseshit about the 2020 election.

They have NO IDEA how much pleasure this fact brings me every single day!

Goodbye, JohnnyV

Sunday, April 11th, 2021

My old college roommate – and one of my best friends – died last week.

JohnnyV was the funniest, craziest, and loudest person I ever met! Also one of the smartest.

Without drugs or alcohol, John was always “out there” when “out there” really meant OUT THERE!

He was also the best man I knew.

Goodbye, Old Friend


Education Rewarded

Thursday, April 8th, 2021

Mambo Italiano – Sophia Loren

Tuesday, April 6th, 2021

Mambo Italiano – Bridgette Bardot