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What He Calls “Fake News”…

Monday, September 28th, 2020

… Are His Own, Signed, Tax Returns!

(He also took $100,000 in deductions for his haircuts and makeup.)

Bite Me.

Saturday, September 26th, 2020

Friday, September 25th, 2020

Thanks, Comrade Asswipe

Thursday, September 24th, 2020

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Uncommon Scents

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2020

THE STRIPPER CANDLE — “It’s a candle and an alibi all in one! You don’t smell like a stripper, you just smell like a candle.”

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This is our favorite candle. After hundreds of hours of research and a lot of dollar bills we succeeded in capturing the legendary stripper scent. If you don’t know what a stripper smells like just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand… plus some baby powder and broken dreams.

This is a perfect gift for your favorite bachelor or retired stripper who misses her pole.”

Additional candles: Bacon Candle, Beer Candle, Campfire Candle, Popcorn Candle plus many more.

$12.95 @ HOTWICKS: hotwicks.com/collections

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Happy Birthday, Kid

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2020

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2020

If Asswipe steals the election, non-violent types should stop paying taxes.

Deplorable Rat’s Nest Of Losers and Suckers

Monday, September 21st, 2020

Monday, September 21st, 2020

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Sunday, September 20th, 2020