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Best “Lawn Order” Since Nixon/Agnew

Sunday, July 12th, 2020

Cher – Half Breed

Saturday, July 11th, 2020

. t r u m p i e s .

Saturday, July 11th, 2020

It Didn’t Have To Be This Way

Friday, July 10th, 2020


March 6, 2020 – 10-Covid deaths at this point.
(He was warned 6-weeks before this!)

For An Audience Of One

Friday, July 10th, 2020

Parking Lot Picnic

Thursday, July 9th, 2020

What Does Putin Have Over Trump?

Thursday, July 9th, 2020

After another Russian blow (bounties on American troops,) Asswipe clams up like a pimply nerd at a Junior High dance.

It’s not the first time. The most outrageous example of Moscow bullying the President occurred on a Helsinki stage in July, 2018. In front of the world’s media, trumpass said he believed Putin over our own intelligence agencies.

How did Asswipe get into Putin’s pocket?

It’s simple: Putin made trump President. The 2016 election was fixed in a few key electoral states by hacking returns designed to defeat Putin’s “enemy,” Hillary Clinton.

Putin can prove this and Asswipe knows he can prove it.

Donald trump doesn’t deserve the title ‘President Asswipe.’

From now on he’s just ‘Asswipe.’

Think About It

Wednesday, July 8th, 2020

I’ll Vote For Asswipe …

Tuesday, July 7th, 2020

… when he supports our own intelligence agencies over Putin.

… when he reunites parents with the border children whom he locked in cages.

… when he stops destroying our environment.

… when he starts giving more tax breaks to average Americans than to his rich friends and supports real oversight.

… when he starts rebuilding Puerto Rico years after the devastating storm.

… when he fires William Barr and stops supporting his old political hacks like General Flynn and Roger Stone.

… when he denounces the Confederate flag and traitor statues.

… when he stops tweeting and calling people childish names.

… when he stops LYING, LYING, LYING!

… when he stops stealing money from our troops to build his wall.

… when he admits the Charlottesville White Power Nazis weren’t so good after all.

… when he tries to salvage his disastrous Covid-19 response.

… when he acknowledges he’s a racist and ‘Black Lives Matters’ is a legitimate cause. And …

… when he promises to do the “Mussolini Swing” after he loses the election.

Randy’s Mask Advice

Monday, July 6th, 2020