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Why I HATE donald trump!

Monday, January 18th, 2021
  1. 400,000+ Covid-deaths by incompetence, indifference,
    and inadequate government response.
  2. Lies, Lies, DAILY LIES!
  3. Kids in cages at our border
  4. Muslim ban attempt
  5. Dumped America’s allies
  6. Massive tax cuts for the rich
  7. Making racism acceptable!
  8. Lifting environmental restrictions
  9. Reintroduced Federal death penalty
  10. Chose Russia over US Intel Agencies
  11. Religious hypocrisy
  12. Tried to cut Obamacare
  13. Has no Healthcare plan of his own
  14. Calls media “enemy of the people”
  15. Tweets (Up to 160, day!)
  16. Mocks disabled reporter
  17. Pardons for his fellow crooks
  18. Refusal to release taxes
  19. Cut Medicare and Medicaid
  20. Tried to overturn fair election
  21. Damaging rumors like “Voter Fraud”
  22. Incited MAGGOTS to riot at Capitol
  23. Stealing $ from Children’s Cancer Charity
  24. Ridiculous theory about the “Deep State”
  25. Favoring states which voted for him
  26. Crushing peaceful protest for photo op
  27. Covering Up the murder of Jamal Khashoggi
  28. trump Hotel “Emollient,” Washington, DC
  29. Preferential treatment for Ivanka’s businesses
  30. Donnie, Jr. & Ivanka nepotism
  31. Golf – every 3rd day of his administration!
  32. GOYA Beans endorsement
  33. Childish name-calling
  34. Dictator worship
  35. “I Really Don’t Care, Do You?”
  36. Stone, Bannon, Manafort, & the rest of his scum
  37. Over-charging Secret Service for required stays
  38. Inauguration  theft and lies
  39. Stealing campaign contributions
  40. Disrespecting “Gold Star” family
  41. Election fraud
  42. Conspiracy theories
  43. Covid bleach shots
  44. Little sense of humor
  45. BRAGGING, continual BRAGGING!
  46. Lousy make-up and hair dye
  47. “My African-American”
  48. pulled us out of Paris Accord
  49. Diamond & Silk Minstrel Show
  50. FOX NEWS
  51. Q-Anon
  52. “My Generals”
  53. Whined for big military parade
  54. “Can’t get justice from “Mexican” judges
  55. Continues to ignore Russian hack
  56. “LIBERATE MICHIGAN!”
  57. I’ve done more for the Blacks than Abraham Lincoln!”
  58. The slow, stumbling roll-out of the Covid vaccine
  59. Calls COVID : “Chinese Virus” to deflect blame from him
  60. “Stop the Steal”
  61. Blocks vital information to sabotage Biden transfer of power
  62. Refuses to go to the Inauguration
  63. Wants big, flashy ‘send-off’
  64. Selling pardons
  65. Slaps LBGT community over adoption
  66. W H I N I N G ! ! !  Always WHINING !!!

When trump leaves the White House, his supporters will try to perfume his Presidency. I don’t want America to ever forget the true, slimy, disgusting facts above. If you agree, please send this post to your friends.

Why I HATE donald trump!

Thursday, January 14th, 2021
  1. 400,000+ Covid-deaths by incompetence, indifference,
    and inadequate government response.
  2. Lies, Lies, DAILY LIES!
  3. Kids in cages at our border
  4. Muslim ban attempt
  5. Dumped America’s allies
  6. Massive tax cuts for the rich
  7. Making racism acceptable!
  8. Lifting environmental restrictions
  9. Reintroduced Federal death penalty
  10. Chose Russia over US Intel Agencies
  11. Religious hypocrisy
  12. Tried to cut Obamacare
  13. Calls media “enemy of the people”
  14. Tweets (Up to 160, day!)
  15. Pardons for his fellow crooks
  16. Refusal to release taxes
  17. Cut Medicare and Medicaid
  18. Tried to overturn fair election
  19. Damaging rumors like “Voter Fraud”
  20. Incited MAGGOTS to riot at Capitol
  21. Stealing $ from Children’s Cancer Charity
  22. Ridiculous theory about the “Deep State”
  23. Favoring states which voted for him
  24. Crushing peaceful protest for photo op
  25. Covering Up the murder of Jamal Khashoggi
  26. trump Hotel “Emollient,” Washington, DC
  27. Preferential treatment for Ivanka’s businesses
  28. Donnie, Jr. & Ivanka nepotism
  29. Golf – every 3rd day of his administration!
  30. GOYA Beans endorsement
  31. Childish name-calling
  32. Dictator worship
  33. “I Really Don’t Care, Do You?”
  34. Stone, Bannon, Manafort, & the rest of his scum
  35. Over-charging Secret Service for required stays
  36. Inauguration  theft and lies
  37. Stealing campaign contributions
  38. Disrespecting “Gold Star” family
  39. Election fraud
  40. Conspiracy theories
  41. Covid bleach shots
  42. Little sense of humor
  43. BRAGGING, continual BRAGGING!
  44. Lousy make-up and hair dye
  45. “My African-American”
  46. pulled us out of Paris Accord
  47. Diamond & Silk Minstrel Show
  48. FOX NEWS
  49. Q-Anon
  50. “My Generals”
  51. Whined for big military parade
  52. “Can’t get justice from “Mexican” judges
  53. Continues to ignore Russian hack
  54. “LIBERATE MICHIGAN!”
  55. I’ve done more for the Blacks than Abraham Lincoln
  56. Refuses to go to the Inauguration
  57. Wants big, flashy ‘send-off’
  58. Selling pardons
  59. Slaps LBGT community over adoption
  60. W H I N I N G ! ! !  Always WHINING !!!

When trump leaves the White House, his supporters will try to perfume-up his Presidency. I don’t want America to ever forget the true, disgusting facts above. If you agree, please send this post to your friends.

The Unkindest Cut Of All

Wednesday, January 13th, 2021
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The first time I saw an uncircumcised penis was on the cover of John and Yoko’s album “Two Virgins.” I thought John had forgotten to take off his condom.  In the 1950’s, almost all kids in America got circumcised – especially the boys. All the guys on my block got one as soon as they were born and some of them couldn’t walk for a year!

People against circumcision have changed America’s minds. Today, only one in three baby boys is circumcised.  One of the most militant groups opposed is “Mothers Against Circumcision.” “Intact America” is another. They believe the operation is only supported by medical myths, religious traditions, is extremely painful, and a violation of human rights (Yikes!)

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I’ve read the pros and cons about circumcision and I decided it’s not right for me.  Unfortunately, my parents made the opposite decision years ago and there’s no going back on it.  There are no accepted medical procedures to reattach foreskins – even if you could find one in the right size and color.

“We do not pull out our teeth to prevent cavities — we brush them.”

http://www.mothersagainstcirc.org/


As A Person, He Bombed

Wednesday, January 13th, 2021
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George P. Metesky, better known as the “Mad Bomber,” terrorized New York City for 16 years in the 1940s and ’50s. He planted 33 bombs of which 22 exploded and injured 15 people. 

No victims died but the city was on edge for years because no one knew where he would strike next. George planted bombs in Radio City Music Hall, subways, public restrooms, Grand Central Station, the New York Public Library, and the RCA Building. His favorite venue was movie theaters.

Metesky was angry (to say the least) because he was injured as an employee at Con Ed and said they didn’t treat him fairly.  He swamped newspapers and police stations with taunting letters and, patriotically, stopped bombing for the duration of WW II!


In 1957,  “Public Enemy Number One,” George Metesky, was finally arrested and immediately confessed to 16 years of bombing. It wasn’t difficult to determine that he was  “hopelessly and incurably mentally ill,” and found incompetent to stand trial.

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After serving 2/3 of his 25-year sentence in a mental institution, George was released. He quietly lived in his own home until he died 20-years later at the age of 90.

The “Mad Bomber” in Wikipedia:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Metesky

He’s Lower Than Snake-Shit

Tuesday, January 5th, 2021

As I write this, the Georgia primary is going on. Its way too early to predict a winner.

Pathetic, disgraced President Asswipe has been whining “voter fraud!” since he lost the election. He’s also tried to strong-arm the Georgia Attorney General with his hour-long, bullying phone call to rig votes FOR HIM.

There HAS BEEN “voter fraud” – by the Orange Maggot himself!

Remember when he drastically cut the number of voting places so fewer people could vote? Slowed the Post Office so mail-in ballots would be derailed? Encouraged Republican goons to intimidate voters at the polls? And continually sniveled that the whole election was a FRAUD?

This disgusting shit-stain of a man probably couldn’t get the Russians to help him like they did in 2016. They’re sick of him too despite his loud kissing of their asses for 4-years.

I can’t wait for the day after Joe Biden’s inauguration. That’s when Letitia James, New York’s Attorney General, taps him on his shoulder and then CRUSHES HIS BALLS!

You Don’t Have To Take Off Your Clothes

Tuesday, January 5th, 2021
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 WARNING: This post contains graphic descriptions of human sexuality. 

It may not be suitable for parents.

Condoms are distributed on request in my city’s high schools.  They seem to be bringing down the rate of unwanted pregnancies and venereal diseases no matter how loudly the parents are screaming.

“My little Susie doesn’t do THAT!” Right.  I used to know little Susie and she did do that – plus a lot of other stuff.  These kids aren’t getting pregnant and STD’s from the Tooth Fairy.  It’s time we accepted reality and help them make better choices.

People believe we have sex education in schools but what we really have are organ recitals.  A clear list of choices (including abstinence and “How to Tell Your Boyfriend “No”) should be taught early. One of those choices should be outercourse.

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Although definitions vary, outercourse is sex play without vaginal, anal, or oral penetration.  Outercourse can include hot talk, erotic fantasy, spicy role-plays, sensual massage, bathing together, mutual masturbation, and dry sex (aka: dry humping or frottage).

Outercourse is simple, convenient, and free and can satisfy both partners.  But the main advantages are there’s virtually no chance for unwanted pregnancies or diseases.  Skeptical?  Think kids will just slide into “home” without rounding first, second, and third “base”?  Maybe.  But until they learn there are many other exciting options, we’re going to continue to get what we’ve got which is tragic.

OUTCOURSE IS THE ANSWER TO ABORTION!

 Outercourse: https://www.google.com/

Tie Died

Wednesday, December 30th, 2020
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Manhattan, 1972. Retail shopping CRUSH-week between Christmas and New Years and every New Yorker thought it was his Constitutional Right to exchange every doofus clothing item he got for Christmas – or thought he got for Christmas – or got for Christmas around 1965.

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I worked in Barneys, the World’s Largest Men’s store and the cacophony of customer craziness was mind numbing. “Sir!”, “Sir!”, “Sir!”, “Pardon me, Sir!” “Sir!”, “Excuse me. May I get some service here?” “Sir!”,“Sir!”, “Sir!”,”Hey, Sir!” “Sir!”,“Sir!”,“Sir!”.

I think I can speak for the majority of the 1st Floor Sales Team when I say we hated them – hated every goddamn one of them who waved a crumbled Barney’s sales receipt at us. There were thousands of them – pushing, pleading, whining, yelling, DEMANDING!

(The 1st Floor Team had a little pool going to see which one of us would S-n-a-p! first. I was the odds-on favorite.  I was already demoted from sweaters to ties for being rude to customers.)

Working in the tie department was a nightmare! Barneys advertised that they had 100,000 different ties. I never counted them but I must have folded that many at least once a day. There were racks of ties – tables of ties – walls of ties – cases of ties – ties everywhere.

It was about 9:40 pm – 20-minutes until closing – and the crowd had gone. I was exhausted and not exactly in a chipper Barneys mood. I was just mindlessly folding ties on the counter – minding my own business – when this businessman walks over.

“Uh, Sir,” he says, “I don’t see the tie I want here.” SNN…..

I slowly and painfully looked up. “Mister, we carry over 100,000 ties. I’m sure it’s here somewhere.”

“Nope. I looked.” SNNNA….

“Well, Sir, if you looked and didn’t find it, we must not have it. I’m sorry.” And then I started refolding my pile of ties. “Would you GO AWAY,” I thought, “JUST GO AWAY!”

“Well do you have any more ties in the back?” SNNNAAAAAPPPPPPP!

The ties in the back? No – those are our really good ties. We save those for ourselves. We don’t even have to pay for them – and they’re great ties – but you can’t buy one. Sorry.”

“Are you being smart with me? I pay your salary, you know!”

“Really? Great. Can I have a raise?”

“I’d like to see your manager. NOW!”

“Oh sure, I’ll get him. He’s in the back with the good ties.”

I walked to the back of the store and kept on walking through the exit. The A-train stop was only half a block away. I never even bothered to go back for my paycheck.

Barneys, NY:  http://www.barneys.com/

Interesting Women

Friday, December 11th, 2020
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Mata Hari  https://www.google.com/

Little Egypt https://www.google.com/

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Taylor Swift  https://www.google.com/

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Women Sword Swallowers https://www.google.com/

Women Clowns https://www.google.com/

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Prostitution Is A Moral Outrage!

Thursday, December 10th, 2020

(At least the way it’s done in America)

America is a land founded by Puritans, Pilgrims, and prigs. We’re still living with the “rewards” of their repressive degradation.

If an adult wants to be with another consenting adult, why should the state stick its nose into orifices where it’s not welcome? Prostitution should be like any other industry: regulated and taxed.

When it’s unlawful and underground, it spawns despicable sprouts like drugs, diseases, and human trafficking.

As long as we allow the government to determine what (or who) we put into our bodies, we cannot be considered a free people.

Keep your fanatical, friggin’ fingers out of my pants!

Falling In Sex

Thursday, December 3rd, 2020

A recent report said kids are having more sex today; many for the wrong reason: they’re looking for love. Wow – looking for love through sex is like panning for gold in aquarium gravel.  And it’s no wonder people are confused – our culture has mixed up sex and love so much the poor kids don’t know if they’re coming or going.

We teach our kids sex is dirty and disgusting – make sure you save it for someone you love.  OF COURSE sex is better with someone you love – so is eating cheeseburgers – but this double message confuses the hell out of kids – and most adults. 

To make matters worse, we call having sex, “making love.”  Spin that one around a few zillion times in peoples’ minds and you get what we’ve got.

How many love relationships have we seen broken up because people confuse precious love with raging whore moans?  They feel so guilty about sex, they “fall in love” with someone who only pushed their hot buttons. 

We often fall in sex and then look for reasons to justify it. Reason #1 in society approval: love.

Most churches, schools, and parents STILL refuse to talk honestly about the difference between sex and love. They’d rather permanently lock them together, give kids organ recitals,  ignore reality, and preach about 1950′s morals at which kids rightfully laugh. We must teach young adults about the responsibilities and pleasures of sex. 

One of the main responsibilities is to not confuse it with love.