Can’t Have a Child With a Hysterical Pregnancy

People have a hard time accepting how much our minds control our bodies. That’s why the twitching girls from a few posts below can’t believe the cause of their very real symptoms is probably from their minds.  They’ve  been diagnosed with conversion disorder (mass hysteria) but they just can’t accept it.

Their doctors should tell them about hysterical pregnancies.

For whatever reason,  (a strong need, desire, wish, etc.) a woman decides she’s pregnant.  Her brain immediately shifts into “pregnancy mode.”  Her periods stop, her breasts begin to enlarge, she gets morning sickness – even her abdomen begins to expand! But she’s not pregnant – her mind just told her body she was.


Having your doubts about this phenomena?  Imagine picking up a slice of juicy lemon and sucking on it.  Research shows that about 3 out of 4 of you now have more saliva in your mouths.

In reality there’s no lemon-suck.  But your mouth is still ready for the rest of the vodka and soda.

10 Responses to “Can’t Have a Child With a Hysterical Pregnancy”

  1. Bill says:

    My eldest sister once claimed she was pregnant. The months kept whirling by, but she gained no weight. Because she had had some emotional issues in the past, my mother diagnosed her with hysterical pregnancy. One day we were all sitting around when my sister’s water broke and we had to rush her to the hospital. The baby girl now has two daughters of her own and is a fine healthy specimen. I can still hear my sister yelling at Mom “Do you believe me now?”

    Did you know you can put your heart into fatal fibrillation (arrhythmia) just by worrying about it? Doctors don’t want that information spread around for fear susceptible people will read it and soon expire.

    To illustrate how powerful the mind is: do you know I actually sometimes get an erection when I see a beautiful woman in the nude? Amazing, but true.

  2. paolo. says:

    I remember those days (vaguely.)

  3. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    It IS your erection, right? I have a phobia of getting someone elses erevtion when someone elses beautiful naked woman walks buy. It suddenly dawns on me I got drunk and slept in the wrong house the night before.

  4. Bill says:

    Reminds me of the time I woke up on the living room floor of a house in Oswego. I was not familiar with the house, had no memory of how I got there, and had no memory of what I had been doing the night before. I still had my life, wallet, and money, so foul play was not a factor. It was around 7 AM, so I quietly let myself out and walked home. I just hope I didn’t harm anyone.

  5. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    I knew a guy from Maine that went back to his hometown after several years and got there very late in the cold-hitch-hiking. So he went to his buddies house and no-one was awake but he wanted a beer and the car keyes were on the table. He took the car and drove to the store but the tank was almost empty so he filled it up. Ate snack, drank half a 6 pack of beer, and still woke up early and headed out but he had lost his knife. It turned out his freind had moved.
    Several years later he met another person in a bar and noticed he had a knife just like the one he lost. He asked him about it. The guy said they had the most polite thieves in the world in that part of Maine. Years earlier a person that had broke into his house when he and his wife were sleeping had left it there for him, with a half a six pack, stole his truck on empty and returned it full.

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