Better A Hard Liar Than A Soft Porn Star

Cortland County District Attorney Mark Suben was outraged! His election opponents accused him of being in pornographic movies in the 1970’s and he adamantly denied it.

Two weeks ago he was re-elected.  On Friday, Suben admitted he lied and denied the story just long enough to win re-election.  He said he used “bad judgement” – not in lying – but in acting in porn films when he was young. The Syracuse, New York media identified him as the actor “Gus Thomas” who performed in at least a dozen pornographic movies.

One of his forgettable on-screen performances was in “The Devil’s Due,” in which he played a satanic cult leader who tricked women into bondage sex. Among his lines: “I am the all-powerful! The spirit of Satan flows through my shaft!” and “You must kiss the cock of Satan!” Pretty strong stuff for a DA.

At one point in the film, the heroine screams at him,””You’re as powerful as your prick. Which is very little.” Ouch.

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“The Devil’s Due” was not nominated for an Academy Award.  During his public confession Suben admitted he lied to win re-election and now doesn’t know what to do.

Hey buddy – don’t worry about it. The American voter is used to getting fucked.

"The devil made do it - really."

 

6 Responses to “Better A Hard Liar Than A Soft Porn Star”

  1. Bill says:

    I knew a guy who was in a porn flick in CA back in the early 70s when he was maybe 24 because he was flat broke and got paid $500 for a couple hours “work”. He only did it the one time and was flabbergasted when someone in a bar recognized him some 30 years after the fact. Some entrepeneur had digitized the celluloid original and “rereleased” it for the porn shops. Personally, I don’t give a damn about someone’s sexual habits, and I certainly don’t care about something he or she did decades ago.

    I suspect Mr. Suben’s assets are going to be checked out by the real housewives of Cortland County.

  2. paolo. says:

    “I certainly don’t care about something he or she did decades ago.”

    Obviously – few people care what he did 40-years ago. Some care how he lied about it to win re-election 1-month ago.

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