Be Prepared For A Zombie Apocalypse

If the world doesn’t end Sunday, you still have to worry about zombie attacks.

Say what?

That’s right, streets full of wandering, flesh-eating, formerly-human ghouls doing the zombie shuffle.  And you’d better have a plan for your family’s protection, Skippy.

This tongue-in-cheek (I hope) official warning comes from the US Center for Disease Control – the same people who warned us against swine flu and an invasion of bedbugs – yikes!  Here’s part of what they said:

“The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea that a zombie apocalypse could happen. Zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets, and eating anything living that got in their way. This idea has led many people to wonder “How do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse?”

You may scoff but see for yourself at the official CDC web site:

Zombies just aren’t on movie screens!  Remember me talking about them here over a month ago?

I warned you!  So, on some future date, if a zombie walks by with the intestines of one of your friends hanging from his mouth, don’t come bitching to me.

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