Another Reason Not To Watch

J-Lo, low, low

No T&A at the Grammys this year. CBS’ Standards and Practices department asked all the music stars to cover up for the awards show which the network will air Sunday night.

The memo requested the talent to be sure their “buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.” “Thong type costumes” and “bare sides or under curvature of the breasts” are listed as “problematic.” The memo also advises against “bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack” and sheer,  see-through clothing. Genitals must also be covered “so that there is no visible ‘puffy’ bare skin exposure.” Right.  Look for a lot of rebellion on this one.

Heat-beat teats.

On Grammy night, no music diva should wear the ‘Intimacy 2.0’ dress, designed by Daan Roosegaarde.  The dress combines technology and sex with fashion design.  It’s made of a high-tech, opaque fabric which becomes transparent when the wearer gets aroused and her heartbeat increases.  Of course no one knows how the dress can tell the difference between a sexy dinner partner and running for a cab.

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